Brewery name????

This seems to be the place to create brewery names.

I started with Haw Creek Brewery which is simply the name of my neighborhood but I have since decided on:

Red Light Brewery. I thought of it while sitting at a red light. I figure I can have unique beer names like:
Red Light (Light American Lager)
Traffic Jam (Stout)
Country Cruisin (Amber or American Ale)
Commute IPA

I think there are all kinds of possiblilites, problem, I have to rename all of my beers. I'm sure a few cold ones will aid that a lot.

red light is a bit too reminiscent of a street where hookers hang out if you ask me... maybe "stoplight?"

I like "red light". The homebrew family tend not to be so easily offended. Hookers like beer too.

I am 1/2 of "Beer Wench Brewing Co." You can pretty much come up with any name for a beer to go with "Wench".

i thought it had to do with RedLight district too... haha.

I like it though.

I never thought of Red Light. I'm not exactly going for family friendly beer names. I guess I could go with Crack Head IPA, Stout Prostitute,

I could sell 12 Pack assortment and label them "ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME, $15"

Quickie IPA, Nooner Special Ale, Get Lucky Stout...haha.

Even the name 'Haw Creek' can be taken in a very different manner. I wholeheartedly approve the usage of smutty inuendo in beer labels!

Here's one I threw together to celebrate our ribaldry:

Gives new meaning to the "Nut" brown ale, doesn't it?

Bust A Nut Brown Ale?

celestialparsnip said:

Bust A Nut Brown Ale?

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Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

Giant Nut Brown Ale