I aged the imperial in secondary/tertiary for a VERY long time. I know it's not quite the same as bottle conditioning, but when I tasted it at bottling, it kicked so much ass.
I don't do half batches. If I'm going to take the time and effort to do a batch, I might as well go as big as I can get, which is 5 gals. No big deal.
I'm not particularly "bored" with anything---I just cracked open one of the Mango-Peach Wits last night, and a surprise growler that I forgot to label that was actually full of my very first beer! Holy crap, were they awesome.
Honestly, I'm being patient, and I'm not bored by any stretch (I work at a fine wine/beer shop (discount=beer at wholesale!), so getting bored is never an option, especially this time of year, when all the Noel/winter beers start pouring in...ahem...Snowcap...) All I was wondering was if anyone has a way to possibly get stuff carbonated in less time than the seemingly several months it's currently taking. No big deal.
I could never get bored with my homebrews, Cheezy...even the irish red, my least favorite, is fun to drink.