when your drinking at 6:00 am on a Saturday morning and SWMBO refers to your brew as the other woman
you practice good mashing technique when making oatmeal.
... and of course as we all well know the steam off the wort cures everything from lethargy to ingrown toenails...
When you've banned the house from watching and use of the word 'Intervention".
When offered a BMC you politely say "No thank you... I'll make my own..."
You can remember the exact day you acquired each piece of your brewing equipment, but can't remember your wedding anniversary day/year.
When your neighbor comes into your kitchen, sees your stirplate, and asks if you are a scientist.
When you don't think of "head" and "mouthfeel" as qualities to look for in a potential one night stand.
The term "blow off tube" doesn't bring anything even vaguely sexual to mind.
....when everything on your christmas list is brewing and or beer related.
Thats me, my wife said "I am not getting you only beer stuff".
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