CreamyGoodness
Well-Known Member
:fro:1) Sweaters look great on almost 100% of women.
2) Car alarms should be outlawed.
3) If a package of food has the word "food" written on it... it isnt food.
4) If you try to make a cat into a vegetarian, the cat will either die or run away... and you a blithering twit.
5) The most noble schools of though, isms if you will, are the ones that no longer exist when their goals are met.
6) If someone wishes you a happy holiday, and you dont celebrate that holiday, they were still being nice.
7) Don't eat yellow snow. Don't eat snow of any color. Unless of course you live in Montana. Go ahead and eat white, Montana snow.
8) If you handle a hot pepper with your hands, DONT DO ANYTHING WITH YOUR HANDS OTHER THAN HANDLE THE HOT PEPPER!
9) You never hear someone say "that's just how I was born!" or "I can't help it!" in reference to one of their positive attributes.
10) All non-dessert foods taste better with a gravy or sauce.
Final Bonus Truism) Only the dissatisfied, unhappy, or stressed advance and invent things. Ever see a primitive tribesman in Borneo on National Geographic who wasn't smiling?
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2) Car alarms should be outlawed.
3) If a package of food has the word "food" written on it... it isnt food.
4) If you try to make a cat into a vegetarian, the cat will either die or run away... and you a blithering twit.
5) The most noble schools of though, isms if you will, are the ones that no longer exist when their goals are met.
6) If someone wishes you a happy holiday, and you dont celebrate that holiday, they were still being nice.
7) Don't eat yellow snow. Don't eat snow of any color. Unless of course you live in Montana. Go ahead and eat white, Montana snow.
8) If you handle a hot pepper with your hands, DONT DO ANYTHING WITH YOUR HANDS OTHER THAN HANDLE THE HOT PEPPER!
9) You never hear someone say "that's just how I was born!" or "I can't help it!" in reference to one of their positive attributes.
10) All non-dessert foods taste better with a gravy or sauce.
Final Bonus Truism) Only the dissatisfied, unhappy, or stressed advance and invent things. Ever see a primitive tribesman in Borneo on National Geographic who wasn't smiling?
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