I called the neighbor and told him to chill down one of his NA beers and see if it is carbonated yet. (I made some oatmeal stout and then heated up some for an hour to remove as much alcohol as possible as he cannot drink) he reminded me that he prefers dark beers at room temperature, so I told him to pop one open and give me a detailed description of the pour and the head etc. he said it had a nice psssst on opening and a nice thick head that lasted the entire glass. I asked about the taste and he simply said MMMMMMMMM then his wife wanted to talk to my wife and angie started laughing ( my wife) because he was singing about the beer in the background lol. I swore I would never do it again but his reaction made it worth the hassle ..sooooo I am thinking an NA porter?