LOL At the SWMBO

This morning work was cancelled due to 'snow'. We both work for the school system out here and the daughter attends, so it was basically a 'family' morning. Well, the SWMBO got up and started making pancakes (rare) but also started opening mail. Well, she came across the Lane Bryant CC bill (which I thought was destroyed) that I conveniently forgot to pay on time.

She came in all pissed off because they had charged a $30 late fee. "$30!! Thats a new shirt for me!" I just gritted my teeth and smiled.

Well my daughter brought me some of those pancakes that she was making when going through the mail... It looked like a O over an M I thought it might have been something cute like a little stick man with a big pancake head. No... My daughter corrected my thinking by rotating the plate - It was a pancake shaped like a 3 and a regular pancake. (O) To symbolize the $30 that we were charged in late fees. I walked in the kitchen to see that she also tried to shape a pancake for my daughter shaped in a $ (dollar sign)
I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.
Then I looked at the bill - WE WERE ONLY CHARGED $29 IN LATE FEES! HAH!

Dare me to argue that point with her?
-Me

Lane Bryant? Seems to be that should be her bill to pay. Unless you like wearing women's clothing.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

wait a minute.

You have a lane bryant card.

Piss in her corn flakes and tell her it represents the floating of your home economy by the liquidisation of your assets?

Lane Bryant??? WTF?????

You got some 'splaining to do Looooceeeeyyyy!!!!!

Walking 'round in womans underwear.....

HBHoss said:

Walking 'round in womans underwear.....

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Like these perhaps?

Revvy said:

Like these perhaps?

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Somebody's cruising the Lane Bryant catalogue.

shecky said:

Somebody's cruising the Lane Bryant catalogue.

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Yeah...I wanted to make sure they didn't have a men's or tool section before I commenced to pick on him.

They don't

I hope he pays his Talbot's bill on time. That place is expensive. Ask me how I know that.

Joemama - I know you aspire to do the following in MMA:



Are you also shooting for a career as this?:

joe got busted... buying underwear for your wife i hope

cheers

Looks like Joe had to step out for a while. Wonder what he's doing?





Wait, I found him ..............

I just laughed so hard, my dogs woke up!

We could give him a chance to edit his original post and change it to Homedepot, Cabella's or "Extreme Kick-ass macho sporting goods, Inc"...and we could be gentlemen and change our posts to let him preserve what little dignity he has left. especially after admitting his daughter kicks his a$$ on occasion.......


*whistles*






Or not....

Joe: I think your SWMBO has a great sense of humour. Regards, GF.

I'm not sure what's worse in your wife's eyes.

Telling everyone here you shop at Lane Bryant for her.

Or shopping at Lane Bryant for her and she doesn't need items from that particular store.

LOL Okay folk - just got done brewing (manly sport) and I think and explanation of sorts is in order...

Following the logic of Sheckys first response (before he started hitting on me for 'wearing chicks clothing')

I saw the bill come in under HER NAME and I let it sit out for a while to remind her that it needs to get paid (and I didnt want to pay it out of the family account) Of course this is something that was never really 'discussed' but...

Well, me being the passive-aggressive natured individual (really, Im working on it...) I can neither confirm nor deny that I intentionally failed to pay that bill. Nor can I confirm or deny I had a smug level of satisfaction when I was getting bitched at by the SWMBO because of the late charge.

Getting the $30 pancakes made it that much funnier.
-Me

Whoa! That underwear model is HOT! Damn. Do you see her? With curves and meat. I'm tellin' you. Where's my bucket?

That UFC chic looks like she was starving in the woods and got run over by a snowmobile. Get it out of here.

I saw her first, she's MINE dammit! You can have the bag of antlers carrying around the sign, zul'jin

You can have the bag of antlers and the bohemian girl in the pink panties. You like pink panties, don't you?

*WHEW* Glad you cleared it up Joe....not that I have a problem about it...Having hosted the sex and spirituality forum on the porn site, I'm really open to all manner of people's sexual picadillos....On an erotic writer's, artist's and sex worker's site I'm used to such candor....I was just sorta thrown aback here on this brewing site.

Especially since I know you're into UFC...and other "Butch" endeavors.





J/k

Revvy said:

Having hosted the sex and spirituality forum on the porn site

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*BOWS*

Dude, I so need your job... (And your beer while we're at it)
:rockin:

You are my new hero
-Me