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Natas · Oct 18, 2008

now that I have your attention..
How's your fantasy girl/guy? I just watched Giada cook up some tasty treats and I could swear I saw a booby fall out when she was pulling something out the oven wearing those low cut shirts that she does. Think I even came a lil bit....
Maybe not my ultimate fantasy yum-yum, but ding-dang close.

Oh, BTW, on my 5 pint of apfelwein :ban:

eschatz · Oct 19, 2008

Holy Hell! First of all, Giada would get it any day of the week.

Secondly, 5 pints of Apfelwein will make your skull cave in. Just don't call Edwort a motherf*cker in the morning.

Jilaman · Oct 19, 2008

Giada makes my day. What I would give for an oops boob in the whip cream.

Borisbbadd · Oct 19, 2008

Jilaman said:
Giada makes my day. What I would give for an oops boob in the whip cream.

That would be nice................. :ban:

cubbies · Oct 20, 2008

I'd definitely take that Olympic softball chick over Giada. I forget her name, but man.

Homercidal · Oct 20, 2008

She can be my 30 minute italian meal for $40 everyday! How can someone who cooks such good food have a slammin body like that??

blacklab · Oct 20, 2008

cubbies said:
I'd definitely take that Olympic softball chick over Giada. I forget her name, but man.

Jenny Finch? I think she got married to someone lame, but I can't remember.

GilaMinumBeer · Oct 20, 2008

After 5 pints of Apfelwein you hallucinated the boob, and you weren't watching Giada on Food Network you were watching the 2 fat ladies on BBC.

btw, have you ever seen her vacations show? IIRC she wears a bikini and a wrap through like 75% of the episodes. (drooling emoticon).

My guilty pleasure is that Australian Asian chick (don't know the name of the show) but, she dresses like a man so I have to be very imaginative.

Natas · Oct 20, 2008

GilaMinumBeer said:
After 5 pints of Apfelwein you hallucinated the boob, and you weren't watching Giada on Food Network you were watching the 2 fat ladies on BBC. QUOTE]

I was wondering why there were two of her all during the show. :cross:

Duckfoot · Oct 20, 2008

GilaMinumBeer said:
After 5 pints of Apfelwein you hallucinated the boob, and you weren't watching Giada on Food Network you were watching the 2 fat ladies on BBC.

Or Mario Batali...:cross:

Anbrew · Oct 20, 2008

I don't have TV so I had to look her up, not bad at all! According to wiki viewers accuse the network of hiring a model to pretend to cook when the show started.

cubbies · Oct 21, 2008

blacklab said:
Jenny Finch? I think she got married to someone lame, but I can't remember.

Yeah that one. Smokin hot.

G-E-R-M-A-N · Oct 23, 2008

Giada is the hottest thing to ever hit food network. I'll take a whip cream titty any time.

Jilaman · Oct 23, 2008

jpsloan · Oct 23, 2008

I'd take Nigella any day of the week.

TexLaw · Oct 23, 2008

Anbrew said:

What the heck? Is she swimming in blood and gore?!?

Zombie Giada!

TL

jpsloan · Oct 23, 2008

TexLaw said:
Zombie Giada!

Go for the headshot!

Just try not to hit her teeth... they deflect bullets.

MNBugeater · Oct 23, 2008

Anbrew said:
I don't have TV so I had to look her up, not bad at all! According to wiki viewers accuse the network of hiring a model to pretend to cook when the show started.

"Accuse the network?" ...and they have a problem with that? I'll admit..I'm not sure I have gone to foodtv.com to get any recipe she has made, but I still watch her show and no problem whatsoever if she wasnt a cook prior to food network.

GroovePuppy · Oct 23, 2008

jpsloan said:
I'd take Nigella any day of the week.

She looks too similar to her father.

TexLaw · Oct 23, 2008

jpsloan said:
Go for the headshot!

Just try not to hit her teeth... they deflect bullets.

With that friggin' melon Giada has riding up top, a headshot won't be a problem. However, getting around the teflon teeth might be more of a chore.

TL

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