The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Everyone knows that people have moved on from Bog. They've sold out. Word on the street is when you need something different head towards Borderline Brewing. It will change your whole perspective on the micro brew scene. I can't wait to read about the reviews on Beeradvocate.

Melana said:

I've heard that his sex life is biennial...

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If I'm lucky

yeager1977 said:

If I'm lucky

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the only reason you get it is because she wants it. she looks forward to you going away for work, thats when she really gets it on with the likes of PTN and smurf

That little blue barstid got mad game. Mad, mad game.

paulthenurse said:

That little blue barstid got mad smurfing game. Mad, mad smurfing game.

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ftfy

There has been a Cape sighting.


He is alive and well in a commonwealth other than this one. Probably bungholing a congressman. Or is it buttonholing? Or is there a difference?

HawksBrewer said:

ftfy

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paulthenurse said:

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Curve balls, left field. SCUBA diving. You don't get it?

What can I say? Me stupid,

HawksBrewer said:

Curve balls, left field. SCUBA diving. You don't get it?

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Don't explain it, just tell him to PKU.

ComcastWineRookie said:

the only reason you get it is because she wants it. she looks forward to you going away for work, thats when she really gets it on with the likes of PTN and smurf

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Them I don't mind. At least it's not you ugly far ass

Put my glasses on and figured it out.

GFY.

AZ_IPA said:

Don't explain it, just tell him to PKU.

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That's actually what I had typed when I decide to f it and go crazy.

paulthenurse said:

Put my glasses on and figured it out.

GFY.

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yeager1977 said:

Them I don't mind. At least it's not you ugly far ass

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How far? I know it's big when I can see it from my house, but thankfully it's too far to tell if it's ugly. All I see is a bright white blur.

It's August 2nd and the Sox have 66 wins. As a point of reference they won a total of 69 all last year. I have a man crush on Farrell and Charington.

this forum is dead today, you can hear the crickets screwing each other.

Word is that John Henry just bought the rag on Morrissey Ave. the sports section will now be the front page and CHB has been demoted to the printing press.

If any of you fat loads are going to give the PMC a try: good luck, ride safe, and thank you...

Cheers!

So, my ****ing vacation got cut in half. the_Wife and the_Kids were supposed to stay with my MIL for the better part of two weeks, but now it's down to 5-6 days. All I want for vacation - I'll admit, I'm a simple man - all I want for vacation is to be left along for a week and a half. Just... leave me be. No one else in the house who needs attention, or attending to in any way, shape or form. Just, let me get some **** done and stay at work late if I need to, have a beer, make a beer, and get my eight million projects worked on. All I want is just peace and solitude, just some time to be carefree and productive.

But, it's now been cut in half. Balls.

"Oh Jay! I felt so bad. All I was thinking about was how much I was looking forward to that time out at the lake. Me and the kids selfishly playing for all that time and leaving you all alone. When I finally realized how awful I was being I called up Mom and cancelled. Now we'll get to spend the time together! Us time! Family time! Isn't that great? The kids might be a little grumpy about leaving the lake and the pony but they'll come around when they get to spend that time with you!"


Bwwwaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

the_bird said:

All I want for vacation - I'll admit, I'm a simple man - all I want for vacation is to be left along for a week and a half. Just... leave me be. No one else in the house who needs attention, or attending to in any way, shape or form. Just, let me get some **** done and stay at work late if I need to, have a beer, make a beer, and get my eight million projects worked on. All I want is just peace and solitude, just some time to be carefree and productive.

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A-****ing-men man. SWMBO leaves for California for 2 weeks at the end of the month, I cannot wait. 2 weeks of no bull****, drinking beer for breakfast, getting **** done around the house - priceless.

So how come nobody mentioned Peavy gets a bit psychotic when on the mound? Yikes!

Cheers!

day_trippr said:

So how come nobody mentioned Peavy gets a bit psychotic when on the mound? Yikes!

Cheers!

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What happened? I was out on LSU.

A couple of innings into the game he started having animated conversations with himself. Think Fidrych, only way angry. Bulging neck veins angry. At one point I thought he might punch himself out.

Entertaining as heck though. And you can't argue with the results...

Cheers!

Great. Another Sox head case. Like we didn't just get rid of a bunch of them.

Hey Jay,

I had a thought. When the_wife and the_kids come home from the lake why don't you head out here for a few days? We'll go fishing, drink beer and stand in street corners whistling at girls and smoking cigars.

Just a thought...
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Meh... not sure how well that would be received, taking off immediately after they return. Probably exactly like the proverbial turd in the punchbowl. Wife's going to be halfway to insane after spending even just a week with her mom.

You got a weekend in mind for Masstoberfest? I'm debating whether to get tickets for the FreshGrass festival, which is mid/late September sometime.

I hate Interleague Play. Passionately.

That is all. Remain calm and carry on...

Cheers!

What...The...****...you Southie punks gonna sit in the corner and let a Western Masser transpant to the south shore show you how to drink?...OK...fine...

Are you punks in shock or what? Geez...jump up and down and your balls might drop.

Oh ya, I remember the first time I had a few beers and got a little tight. Good for you, lad. Hope you're not driving.

Fresh Grass is Sept 20-23. Masstoberfest will be the following weekend , September 28.

paulthenurse said:

Oh ya, I remember the first time I had a few beers and got a little tight. Good for you, lad. Hope you're not driving.

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Oh, you're good little fella. I bet you practiced that in the mirror for a couple of weeks, right?

paulthenurse said:

Fresh Grass is Sept 20-23. Masstoberfest will be the following weekend , September 28.

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Ill check dates and let you know.

paulthenurse said:

Oh ya, I remember the first time I had a few beers and got a little tight. Good for you, lad. Hope you're not driving.

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Oh yeah, I still want your avatar in a Chevy van in the backwoods of Maine, no rush.

Geez, you Pink Nation pussies must be in your moon phase. Be sure to get the super-absorbent maxipads at CVS, they might have a bulk rate discount this week.

In an ancient archeological dig I found AWESOMENESS:



You Southie bitches can cry in the corner, we won't mind.

Damn, you punks make me sad. This will make it all better:

paulthenurse said:

Fresh Grass is Sept 20-23. Masstoberfest will be the following weekend , September 28.

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Is it you or Cape's turn to deep fry a pig?

AZ_IPA said:

Is it you or Cape's turn to deep fry a pig?

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We can deep fry a pig. PaultheNurse woundn't know what to do with a pig except hand over his licence and registration and grab his ankles and assume the position.