nickmv said:RDWHAHBALAFBOP
Relax, Don't Worry, Have a Homebrew And Leave a Flaming Bag of Poop!
No, but in all seriousness, this guy's a dick, and judging from your description of his hoarding, car situation, etc, I think there's way more dirt you've got on him than he'll ever have on you.
And if he keeps it up, you may be able to talk to the landlord and she might be able to evict him if he pushes it.
+1 on the poop!