Bloody dogs!

We begat a new family member this weekend. We already have a Peek-a-Poo, but at 14 pounds he is a bit on the large side and keeps terrorizing the sparrows. Wifey decided we needed a calming influence for him and suggested a companion for him that was less wolf-like. We ended up buying two Shi-tzheads, one for her daughter and one for us.

I'm gonna look so menacing when I'm prowling the neighbourhood walking TWO vicious canines totalling 20 pounds! I'm thinking of buying them switchblades just to make absolutely certain that nobody will mess with THIS posse.:rockin:

Introducing Divot. He is the one on the left (Or maybe the right, who knows)

I always hated small dogs like that. But if we ever get another inside god, God Forbid, it will be a tiny one like this.

Chew toys!

Maybe you could dress them like this...

Once had a girlfriend with a Miniature Teacup Chihuahua (IIRC). At 5 years old the damned thing was only 8 Inches long and stood (on all 4's) about 5 Inches.

Tiniest thing I'd ever seen in my life. I was laways terrified I'd step on it when not looking and squash it.

Uggg. I dread when my son asks for his first pet. Hopefully it'll be a fish or something.

At least you won't have cats in your yard. They'll be laughing so hard, they'll fall off the fence!

A small dog with a big attitude:

Cataracts?

That thing looks evil.

We have both extremes: 8 lb Pomeranian and a 100 lb Retriever mix.

Cataracts?

That thing looks evil.

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No, like red-eye in humans.

His name was Rasputin.

Nice lookin pooches. Can I borrow them? I'm going Musky fishing and need some bait. If I don't catch anything I can dry them out and use them for dust mops.

Here in MT, coyotes & sometimes cougars snack on little critters like those. I hope all 6 of you will be very happy. Regards, GF.

Can't have a dog like that in my house. If it were to do the ass sniffing thing out in the yard at an inappropriate time, the weight of the spent Alpo from one of my dogs would make it a Shat-tzu.

Just tell the neighbors that they are PIT-****Z, and if they give you any **** about it, you will turn them loose to attack and kill their ankles..........

Hey,

How come he can say ****zheads, but I cant say PIT-****Z ?????

Doesn't look like either of you can say anything!

it's all a matter of perspective. those things gotta be huge to the gnome. i bet he can ride them.

uglygoat said:

it's all a matter of perspective. those things gotta be huge to the gnome. i bet he can ride them.

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He probably already has. That's why they're bloody dogs. Gnome pops dogs' cherries.

shecky said:

He probably already has. That's why they're bloody dogs. Gnome pops dogs' cherries.

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Thats just F'ing wrong!!! Probably true, but wrong none the less.

david_42 said:

At least you won't have cats in your yard. They'll be laughing so hard, they'll fall off the fence!

A small dog with a big attitude:

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Ha - what a silly looking dog!

shecky said:

Gnome pops dogs' cherries.

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There's probably a freakin' website....

Fingers said:

There's probably a freakin' website....

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If there isn't one already, there probably soon will be............