Granted. Your beer has been chilled to absolute zero.
I wish flowers smelled like farts.
Granted. You now work in a flower shop.
I wish I hit all of my numbers on this brew today.
Granted. Your beer has been chilled to absolute zero.
I wish flowers smelled like farts.
Granted. Too bad your brewstand fails just as you're done chilling and are about to rack.Granted. You now work in a flower shop.
I wish I hit all of my numbers on this brew today.
Granted. Your hunting partner is Dick Cheney, its only a matter of time before he shoots you in the face.
I wish I had command of wild animals.
Granted. Amy Winehouse is all yours.
I wish I understood algebra
Granted, your head is now so full of knowledge of algebra you have lost all other information you ever knew on any other subject.
I wish I could get a decent nights sleep.
Granted. You have slept through the apocalypse and now the only people left on the Earth to repopulate the species are you, Rosie O' Donnel, and Janet Reno.
I wish beer only took 24 hours to be ready.
the world is doomed.......
wish granted but you only have 23 hours to live.... sorry.
I wish for a huge house with a swimming pool.
I wish these kids would get off my lawn.
I wish SF Giants games weren't so tortuous.
Granted. The games will no longer be broadcast in your area... or any other area you might be in.
I wish more people would run with scissors.
I wish I knew the recipe of any beer just by tasting it.
I wish everybody's wishes would come true simultaneously.
Granted, but one of the wishes was that your wish wouldn't come true.
I wish I had a brand new Lexus LFA.
Granted but an uninsured redneck driving a 1985 F250 just totalled it while spinning cookies in the parking lot.
I wish the IR reciever on my tv hadn't died so the remote control still worked
Remote fixed, however the only channels that are working are CSPAN and QVC.
I wish all beer no matter the style had zero calories and never filled you up, but still had all the flavor.
Done! The secret ingredient is arsenic.
I wish this cold or flu or whatever I have would just go away!
Granted. Your cold is cured. Unfortunately now you have VD.
I wish my boss would give me a huge raise and a company car.
Granted. Your cold is cured. Unfortunately now you have VD.
I wish my boss would give me a huge raise and a company car.
I wish my dog would stop rolling in poop
I wish I was more creative.
Granted, you've been cast in a National Lampoon produced sequel to "Groundhog Day" in which you play Bill Murray's raucous child, and must repeat the same Friday night party until you learn your lesson. It's called "Friday Night Fever."
I wish I hadn't eaten this entire bag of almonds.
I wish I had a personal chef on call 24/7.
I wish I was back in Texas.
I wish I weren't so damned good looking.
Granted. You are now standing next to Elvira. *boiiiiiing* :cross:
I wish my EMT license wasn't so damn hard to renew.
Wish Granted. They changed the forms so renewing is a 5 minute process. Too bad you just got laid off.
I wish my dog could speak English with me.
I wish I had a full head of hair.
Granted. Your head is now full of hair.....Hairbrain!
I wish I had a dollar for every time I farted.
Granted. too bad you're stranded on a mountain in the northernmost part of Siberia. Maybe you can burn those dollars to keep warm.
I wish I had a Jet Pack
I wish I was living in Tahiti.
I wish Taco Bell hadn't put that damn creamy sauce on my chicken quesadilla.
granted, by eliminating monday you have competly thrown off the calander, and thus the space time continuum and when you wake up Biff will own your ass.
I wish we would shot a deer this weekend.
I wish I wasn't going to be hungover in the morning.
Granted. You don't wake up until tomorrow evening and have the worst hangover in history.
I wish the sky was green.
Granted the sky is green, which is a common occurance right before a tornado. The tornado took your house and car.
I wish I had some homebrew right now.
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