I'll be brewing a batch of Euro Trash. That's my tribute to Becks, the best of the boring generic green bottle beers--IMO. Fresh and on draft it isn't complete garbage, but it is close. My version involves lots of late additions and a whirlpool addition. Sadly, my version is lacking in Eurobeats, hair gel, leather, cigarettes, cocaine, uncomfortable trousers, and an annoying proclivity for interjecting Theodor F'ing Adorno into the conversation when all I really want to know is the location of the bathroom. On those grounds, I'll concede that it isn't completely authentic. On the plus side, you'll ask for a second pour.
With all that in the balance, I'll call it a draw.