Birthday Card

Beer Snob · Jun 25, 2006

Standing in line at Carabou coffee I couldn't help but to read some birthday cards on the stand.... one was two guys at healthy ages talking. Guy #1 says to guy #2, "Are you nuts! Don't you know that taking Viagra at your age kills!" To which guy #2 responds, "Hey.... if she dies, she dies."

homebrewer_99 · Jun 25, 2006

That's an old one!

A 93 year old man goes to the doc and requests a Viagra prescription.

Doc: Sure, but I don't know why at your age.
Guy: Can you cut them in half for me?
Doc: They aren't as strong when they're in half.
Guy: That's OK, I only want to stop peeing on my shoes.

I obviously cleaned it up...

SwAMi75 · Jun 25, 2006

homebrewer_99 said:
I obviously cleaned it up...

What, your piss?

Lou · Jun 25, 2006

SwAMi75 said:
What, your piss?

obviously. wet shoes are the worst.

Beer Snob · Jun 25, 2006

Lou said:
obviously. wet shoes are the worst.

Yeah they squish and make noises that seem to resonate throughout the hallways.....

homebrewer_99 · Jun 26, 2006

Beer Snob said:
Yeah they squish and make noises that seem to resonate throughout the hallways.....

...and make it harder (excuse the pun) to sneak up on little old ladies... :drunk:

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