Help me name this brew...

I've brewed a batch that I will be taking on an annual ski trip in Jan with some old-timers that I've been going on this annual trip for 12+ years (some longer). We have a history of getting banged up – broken bones, Knee injurys (ACL, PCL), etc. Anyways I wanted a name that maybe reflects that or maybe just ties into skiing somehow. It’s a basic Amber Ale but it could be called a winter ale. For the life of me I can’t come up with a name I really like. The best I’ve got so far are:

Old Fallen Skier
Cold Crash Winter Ale
Tips Up Winter Ale

I also thought this graphic would be cool to use possibly…



Any ideas???

Cold Mountain Pain Reliever
"For adults and children over 21 Consume large quantities until it no longer hurts"

Hard Pack Ale?

Double Black Ale

Minor Setback Ale