a veritable zymurgical orgy

Tonight was a good night. Between my wife and I:

Bottled:
5 gal EdWort's Apfelwein
4 of 6 gal Merlot wine (2 gal more transferred to carboys to age on oak cubes)

Started:
3 gal port wine
6 gal Red Mountain Cabernet Sauvignon
5 gal White House Honey Ale
1 gal semi-sweet mead

"Unbottled" (drank, so far):
44 oz my own scottish ale
36 oz apfelwein
18 oz merlot
22 oz Santa Fe Chicken Killer Barleywine
22 oz my own house pale ale

How can I even type coherently?

Time to seal the deal with the wife. That would perfect your evening of drucken debauchery.

Oh yea, objects of a prepositional phrase take the objective form, never nominative. Always. But you get a pass based on your list. Just watch it.

You used all of the letters at the end of the alphabet. That alone is worthy of a bow.