Where did all the mods go?

Orfy? Biermuncher? Edwort? Bradsul? So..... are they still alive or did I dream just them up?

Who? I've never heard of these people, i think you must be hallucinating~

Who? You must have dreamt them you silly silly englishman.

This is Major Tom to ground control, I'm stepping through the door..... Do I get to say **** now that there are no mods around?

Never heard of em... have you been hittin the weed again? Put the bong down!

On holiday?

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

This is Major Tom to ground control, I'm stepping through the door..... Do I get to say **** now that there are no mods around?

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When did it ever stop you before?

And I'm floating in a most p peculiar way...And the mods look very different today.

Maybe the board has been so well behaved they have nothing to say?

arturo7 said:

Maybe the board has been so well behaved they have nothing to say?

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Bollocks!

Mod edit

Um, and the stars look very different today.

What's a mod?!?!?

Shooter said:

What's a mod?!?!?

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The irony is that I'm listening to The Who's Quadrophenia right now. (True story)

What stirs up the most garbage around here?

Threads about EAC?
The *****ie Award?
64oz Growlerbeer Candy?

I'm all for some lively reading tonight, I'm in Odessa in a LaQuinta and bored to tears. Bring it on folks!

MyNameIsPaul said:

What stirs up the most garbage around here?

Threads about EAC?
The *****ie Award?
64oz Growlerbeer Candy?

I'm all for some lively reading tonight, I'm in Odessa in a LaQuinta and bored to tears. Bring it on folks!

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I only understood 33% of that post!

I have an infraction!! I contracted it from Edwort about two years ago. no matter how hard i scrub, it won't go away!

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

I have an infraction!! I contracted it from Edwort about two years ago. no matter how hard i scrub, it won't go away!

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Sandpaper and Gasoline?

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

The irony is that I'm listening to The Who's Quadrophenia right now. (True story)

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Oh, THAT kind of mod. Carry on then! :rockin:

MyNameIsPaul said:

Sandpaper and Gasoline?

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I even asked TX if he could remove it to save my feelings. It appears that Edwort's pox is so bad that even the admin has no cure.

MyNameIsPaul said:

I'm all for some lively reading tonight, I'm in Odessa in a LaQuinta and bored to tears. Bring it on folks!

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Bored? Go over to DRMM and start ranting about how anyone who doesn't follow Reinheitsgebot might as well put a lime in their beer.

arturo7 said:

Bored? Go over to DRMM and start ranting about how anyone who doesn't follow Reinheitsgebot might as well put a lime in their beer.

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Did I ever tell you that I love you?

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

I even asked TX if he could remove it to save my feelings. It appears that Edwort's pox is so bad that even the admin has no cure.

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Sorry to hear that man. I travel a lot for work, and I was considering swinging through Bee Cave,TX and begging EdWort (a complete stranger to me) for some of his apfelwein. But it seems he will only intoxicate me and give me the same pox. No thanks man!

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


Probably time to move this thread to DR&MM if we can find a fooking mod!

I would love to go rouse some lighthearted fun and tease about Reinheitsgebot-
But I've got 40ish posts and although I Know it'd just be for fun, there's a lot of people on here that would like to sink their teeth into a freshly minted newb. It's ok, gotta earn the right, I guess.

MyNameIsPaul said:

I would love to go rouse some lighthearted fun and tease about Reinheitsgebot-
But I've got 40ish posts and although I Know it'd just be for fun, there's a lot of people on here that would like to sink their teeth into a freshly minted newb. It's ok, gotta earn the right, I guess.

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Exactly why it would be fun for you to do it. Any of us post prostitutes it wouldn't work.

I soooo want to do it.

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


Probably time to move this thread to DR&MM if we can find a fooking mod!

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Nows your chance LGI, apply for Mod status, think of all the fun you will have moving other peoples threads around to "better" places

mattd2 said:

Nows your chance LGI, apply for Mod statues, think of all the fun you will have moving other peoples threads around to "better" places

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If he is a statue how in the hell is he going to move anything.

mattd2 said:

Nows your chance LGI, apply for Mod statues, think of all the fun you will have moving other peoples threads around to "better" places

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LOL! yeah! I would be the best ****ing mother****ing mod in the whole ****ing world ever!!

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

LOL! yeah! I would be the best ****ing mother****ing mod in the whole ****ing world ever!!

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****ing A you would!

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

The irony is that I'm listening to The Who's Quadrophenia right now. (True story)

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+1

LOOOOOOOOVE REIGN O'ER MEEEEEEEE :rockin:

Didn't you guys see the thread about the mod strike? They're striking to get better wages, more respect, and more free beer by the HBT distributors. Four twelve packs a month just isn't enough and $500 a month is hardly worth it. The respect, well, you know.

I have no life outside of HBT, so I decided to be a scab.

I moved the strike thread to a place that you can't see. Muahahahawuwuwahahaha.

dataz722 said:

If he is a statue how in the hell is he going to move anything.

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No you misunderstood me, I said apply for mod statues, as in little statues of the mods. Then LGI could setup the entire forum on post-it notes and use the mod statues to move posts around. Man I thought it was obvious what I meant

mattd2 said:

No you misunderstood me, I said apply for mod statues, as in little statues of the mods. Then LGI could setup the entire forum on post-it notes and use the mod statues to move posts around. Man I thought it was obvious what I meant

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hahaha, that is damn good and possibly sig worthy.

mattd2 said:

No you misunderstood me, I said apply for mod statues, as in little statues of the mods. Then LGI could setup the entire forum on post-it notes and use the mod statues to move posts around. Man I thought it was obvious what I meant

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I wish I was as drunk as that guy, but alas, I'm drinking a very tasty, triple hopped, pilsner. It's got this very effective, taste distributing Vortex neck on the bottle. So Good!

MyNameIsPaul said:

I wish I was as drunk as that guy, but alas, I'm drinking a very tasty, triple hopped, pilsner. It's got this very effective, taste distributing Vortex neck on the bottle. So Good!

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I love that vortex! All bottles should have them. Personally, I always thought that beer didn't go flat nearly quick enough on their own.

oops! I forgot all about Yoop! (Not really) on account of her being a woman folk and all. Therefore not a real mod with a proper man ban hammer........Sometimes I think I'm fitting real well into the whole Ohio male persona! Dang, where did I leave my eatin' tooth?

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I love that vortex! All bottles should have them. Personally, I always thought that beer didn't go flat nearly quick enough on their own.

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I know! I'm thinking of bottling my RIS and Stout recipes in it, so I can chug them even faster. I just wish there was a thread informing me if twist-off bottles are ok with a wing capper.

I wonder what i said in post #11 that got mod edited? Hmm. Was it when I said the whole truth about Yoop and the pizza guy?

nah, it was probably just my potty mouth yet again.