The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

You bet wisely....


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Perhaps wishful thinking on the part of our beloved PTN?

How lacking in substance must your life be that you go away to a warm island with the SWMBO and spend your day on this forum. So sad.

"Spend your day" is another of your lies. The private villa we're at has free wi-fi so when I sit down for ten minutes, I check email, HBT, etc.

It takes about 90 seconds to post so... again, I think your estimate of me "spending a day" is a bit of an exaggeration.


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Or you could just sit there hitting refresh to keep tabs on all the latest from this thread.

You're right. You got me. I grossly over exaggerated to make a funny. And the one about Yeager... That was also a fib. I'm sorry and I'll NEVER do it again.

paulthenurse said:

Mort was talking about the ex-pat Masshole, not you and Dakota.

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GFY!

You and Yeager need to find better hookers, ones that don't have d!cks and make you suck them off.


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Wow. Does somebody need a good nights sleep?

paulthenurse said:

Does somebody need a good nights sleep?

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I do!

paulthenurse said:

Wow. Does somebody need a good nights sleep?

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Well, it sounds like his ladyboy friend wouldn't let him get any sleep last night.

I do need sleep but I probably won't get any for at least 18 more years.


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DakotaRules said:

GFY!

You and Yeager need to find better hookers, ones that don't have d!cks and make you suck them off.


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And how did I get dragged into this post?


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Because you're you.

You are the sacrificial lamb. We toss you onto the fire and pray for you as we chew on your entrails.


Ummmmm... Tastes like chicken.


Can I get an Amen?

You've been blowing Thunder Chicken again?

Where has the old Flatulent Fowl been? I kinda miss him, in a weird sort of way.

Bottled Utopia today.

Carry on.

Brewing 30 gallons of beer tomorrow. Using my second new double jet burner and new plate chiller with thermometer. Going to be a good day


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yeager1977 said:

Brewing 30 gallons of beer tomorrow. Using my second new double jet burner and new plate chiller with thermometer. Going to be a good day


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Style?

amber. Doing rev 2 of a recipe


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yeager1977 said:

amber. Doing rev 2 of a recipe


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We will be happy to help you dispose of some if you need it


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Sorry, I didn't mean to take this thread off the rails and start a discussion of beer.


Sent from the kingdom of beer.

Leave it to the moose to screw up the whole interwebs by talking about beer...

At least I came home to some sweet ass weather.

WTF




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Melana said:

Style?

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DO you even have to ask?

Tell us about the U brew.

And Cape should leave. Perhaps permanently.

Okay...


Bye


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paulthenurse said:

And Cape should leave. Perhaps permanently.

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Coming soon Bog Island brewing?

Brewed 11/2012. Bottled yesterday. What else do you need to know?

Had a beer judge taste it after bulk aging and he thought is was great. I bottled into 187 ml bottles, corked and capped.

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Okay...


Bye


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Oh for the love of Pete...


Don't go Brian. It won't be the same around here without you, we would all miss you. I'm sorry, what I said was snarky. You really are the heart and soul of this thread.

Damn, I feel like I need to take a shower.

First Thunder Chicken, now Pete. You're on a roll.

I have a confession, I hate basketball . I hate everything about it. It's stupid. A bunch of dudes with over active pituitary glands who can't even run into each other without a flag being thrown. And college basketball sucks worst if all. The only people who give two sh!ts about college sports only care about college football. March Madness is for tools.

I especially hate when they throw a flag for icing.

You know what I mean.

Arsehole.

Yes I am, thanks for noticing.

Seriously. Basketball sucks. Other than Shecky do you know ANY normal person who gives two sh!ts about these gins?

Goons. Gin I care about with a deep passion

I don't even do a bracket. I stopped watching basketball about 20 years ago. The game changed about then. It is no longer the game of my youth.

How long did you leave the U in bottles?