I recently had a friend offer to buy me a beer because I was raving like an absolute lunatic. At this point about once a week I purge idiots, jerks, and people I hardly know from my friends list. If my feed winds up just being my wife and I, I am ok with that. SWMBO's college-aged cousin got the ignore treatment and only because SWMBO requested I do so. Next family member on either side of the aisle gets returned to "people you might know" so fast their heads will spin.
Everyone from high school thinks they were my best friend. The bully from 6th grade wrote me a birthday wish "to the toughest kid I ever met". Are you frigging kidding me?
Also, if you had a crush on me in high school, why tell me now? Why didnt you give me some indicator?? Unless these women are just straight up lying, there was NO reason I had to watch scrambled porn in high school.
And finally, who the hell calls a "friend" white trash? Has civility completely died out?
ARG!