Resume pearls...!
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Brew-Happy
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#Hobbies: getting drunk everynight down by the water, playing my guitar and smoking pot
Hobbies: Drugs and girls.
Hobbies: Having a good time
These will get you tested in a hurry!!!
I can not believe how many people on the list had nude pics related to their resume!! It is amazing what people will post on their webpages
Hobbies: Drugs and girls.
Hobbies: Having a good time
These will get you tested in a hurry!!!
I can not believe how many people on the list had nude pics related to their resume!! It is amazing what people will post on their webpages
“2001 summer Voluntary work for taking care of the elderly and vegetable people”
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beergears
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'We stole a pig, but it was small"
Alamo_Beer
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My perfect Candidate:
Candidate stated the ability to persuade people sexually using her words.
Listed her e-mail address as pornstardelight@*****.com
Her electronic resume included links to her homepage, where the pictures were of her in the nude.
Hobbies: “Having a good time”
Candidate stated the ability to persuade people sexually using her words.
Listed her e-mail address as pornstardelight@*****.com
Her electronic resume included links to her homepage, where the pictures were of her in the nude.
Hobbies: “Having a good time”
TheJadedDog
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Oh man those are good. I especially like “Able to say the ABCs backward in under five seconds.” I wonder why that may be?
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Popeye would be proud!! :rockin:
Popeye would be proud!! :rockin:
findthefish
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HA! That is some good stuff.
I'm particularly fond of these gems.
# Skills: “I can type without looking at thekeyboard.”
“Skills: Strong Work Ethic, Attention to Detail, Team Player, Self Motivated, Attention to Detail”
“I am fully aware of the king of attention this position requires.”
“Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.”
# Skills: “I can type without looking at thekeyboard.”
“Skills: Strong Work Ethic, Attention to Detail, Team Player, Self Motivated, Attention to Detail”
“I am fully aware of the king of attention this position requires.”
“Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.”
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