dataz722
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He just wanted to get in on the greatness that this thread has become. Who wouldve though that SWMBO getting mad at me would mean I could be on here tonight.
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bernerbrau
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Hallertauer Mittelfrueh. There, back on topic.
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bernerbrau
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All you horny old men trying to nose in on my action, yeah, her boss wants in too. She has a convention in March, which has spouse activities, and which she was assuming I would be going to. Instead, he had assumed that just the two of them would be going. Good thing he's perpetually single, unattractive, 10 years older than her, and bad with money.
yeah, I'm druck already.
yeah, I'm druck already.
dataz722
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Well I kind of wondered. I could have sworn he was, but when I went back and looked I realized I was wrong. I guess he could probably still pull a few strings if he wanted though.
I can't believe we are all back. Dang, we sure are a bunch of lifeless losers!
WTF?! I thought you had some birthday thing or something.....
dataz722
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Not me, I think that was irregular
edit--- now that i think about it, it was him becacuse he was going to get some irregular p***y
edit--- now that i think about it, it was him becacuse he was going to get some irregular p***y
Ah yeah, that's right. if I had thought about it for a minute. So, where's the honkey? He is doing that ninja posting tonight..... Pop in, strike, disappear... Well, pop in, take a hit, slither out with tail tucked.... You know, something like that.
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bernerbrau
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No. He does not.
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bernerbrau
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Its cool to be yours wifes boss isnt it?
If you mean, he gets some good fantasies for spanking the monkey, I suppose. Just like all you other losers who want to get with my wife...
Ha, my wife just told me she was going up to shower and put on some of that "sensual lotion I got for Christmas."
Later, suckers.
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bernerbrau
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Pretty sure that was Irregular.
Ha, my wife just told me she was going up to shower and put on some of that "sensual lotion I got for Christmas."
Later, suckers.
Whoohoo! Shecky is going to spank the monkey while the wife is....... Oh, wait a minute. Nevermind.....
Remember shecky, long and slow baby....
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There's a few cute chics in there. I'll take the red head in the blue strapless, the blond on the grass next to her, the reddish blond in the black white blue and pink camouflage thing and that one blond in the big white dress.
kthnxbai.
kthnxbai.
Madman
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Listen, my mom drink Coors Light.
Your mom is fine.
Your mom is fine.
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This has been established along with the fact his his wife is also fine, he makes enough money to keep her around for the moment as long as he doesn't complain about her relationship with her boss, His real name is browniebites, He has some childhood issues stemming from too many crowns causing him to get beat up in school or something, and he wears glasses (which his mom told him girls like causing all kinds of other personality disorders)
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Wow, shouldn't you be in the "I'm in charge" thread?
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Why, whats going on there.
dataz722
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Obviously that went over your head. I was trying to point out the many similarities between her boss and yourself.
Ha, my wife just told me she was going up to shower and put on some of that "sensual lotion I got for Christmas."
Later, suckers.
What we dont get details?
My mom is always saying im an alcoholic and doesnt drink anything but mimosas
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Gibberish. Check it out
dataz722
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It has gotten way to long and I am not about to read through the whole thing now. I have a feeling that we arent going to get any new people to this one for the same reason.
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Yeah I've read a little of it, but I missed that boat. This is OUR titanic.
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bernerbrau
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I apologize in advance, but my normally demonstrably razor wit is busted this morning. Wife decided it would be a good idea for us to polish off the last of my homebrew cider ("you can always make more!")... 3 22-oz bottles worth. After having finished a bottle of Cabernet and the last Sam Adams.
And I used to laugh at all those old farts that complained that they can't drink like they used to.
And I used to laugh at all those old farts that complained that they can't drink like they used to.
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bernerbrau
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Knowing her boss as I do, I can safely consider that a failed endeavor.
TerapinChef
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You guys have got to be kidding me. After all that I've read through, all 466 pages of dribble, and no one has yet to mention this?
I'll give you 6 bottles of every batch of beer I ever make for naked pictures of her.The one on the right of course.
I'll give you 6 bottles of every batch of beer I ever make for naked pictures of her.The one on the right of course.
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bernerbrau
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Seriously? You want me to obtain naked pictures of my cousin? I'm not sure there are ANY ways of going about that which won't result in all kinds of weirdness from my entire family for the rest of my life.
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bernerbrau
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My cousin Amy, and you can have her.
Her sister Kimya... spoken for and pregnant with her second child.
My aunt Gayle. Also spoken for.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa no.
dataz722
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You saying this implies that they do not already think that.
Had it
Had it, still not sure who the first kid belongs to
Best one of the bunch, she was down right freaky
Had it.... TWICE!
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bernerbrau
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Well, there's the normal, every day weirdness, then there's that "you stay the hell away from my children you sick fsck" weirdness. Fortunately, I have not yet crossed that line.
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bernerbrau
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If today's theme is going to be all "you sleep with men" and "i fscked your [insert female sibling/parent/relative/spouse here]" I might actually get some work done. Hangover or no.
Honey, I'm home!
Where is everyone.... what did I miss? C'mon, c'mon, I don't have all day here!
Where is everyone.... what did I miss? C'mon, c'mon, I don't have all day here!
C'MON DUDE! You are in Tennessee..... How weird can it be there?
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bernerbrau
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The rest of 'em are in Chicago, Connecticut, and Michigan. FIRST there's the problem of making an excuse to go visit, THEN I'd have to convince them it's a good idea, THEN there's the issue of I don't actually want to see my cousins naked... Not to mention incest is frowned upon up north...
Yeah, some of them folks got no sense of humor..... Send me the contact info and I will solicit them myself.
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bernerbrau
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I seem to recall you (or at least one of you) already having banged several of them. What, you don't call afterwards?
No, I think you are thinking about that dataz fellow here - https://www.homebrewtalk.com/1085345-post470.html
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bernerbrau
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Ah, yes. Well, you'll have to talk to data for contact information. Hell, he may already have pictures.
It appears as if the "others" are afraid to come back in here.....
The crickets are deafening....
The crickets are deafening....
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