Men who sit to pee

Qhrumphf · Aug 27, 2015

I'll just leave this here:

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2VPBF6Kp4[/ame]

Zuljin · Aug 27, 2015

Qhrumphf said:
I'll just leave this here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2VPBF6Kp4

Next thread, Men Who Stand to Poop.

cannman · Aug 27, 2015

agrazela said:
Got Wood?

Snatch n' Scratch?

2 in 1 yeast harvester and mash paddle?

One can not undo what the imagination has already created... but let me try...

b-boy · Aug 28, 2015

Qhrumphf said:
I'll just leave this here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2VPBF6Kp4

Why was this made?

It's pretty high quality. but why would anyone decide they need to make this video? Who wants this information?

bluemoose · Aug 28, 2015

I wonder if they can use the same toilet to show what happens when you flush a baby alligator down the toilet.

Qhrumphf · Aug 28, 2015

b-boy said:
Why was this made?

It's pretty high quality. but why would anyone decide they need to make this video? Who wants this information?

Why don't you ask them?

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/contact/

:mug:

sudbuddy · Aug 28, 2015

Roadliner said:
WHY does that exist??

'Merica. That's why.

Roadliner · Aug 28, 2015

sudbuddy said:
'Merica. That's why.

I accept this answer :mug:

SnakeRidge · Aug 28, 2015

Roadliner said:
I accept this answer

'Merica says you GD well better or we're sending in the Stature of Liberty and a giant Bald Eagle.

(I actually first typed giant Balled Eagle, which is also appropriate for 'Merica)

b-boy · Aug 28, 2015

SnakeRidge said:
'Merica says you GD well better or we're sending in the Stature of Liberty and a giant Bald Eagle.

(I actually first typed giant Balled Eagle, which is also appropriate for 'Merica)

Actually, Eagles don't have balls. They have internal testicles.

I think we need to rethink our national symbol. As a 'Murican', I want a national symbol with some BALLS. Maybe we could attach some of those redneck truck balls you see hanging off of trailer hitches.

1977Brewer · Aug 28, 2015

I submit:
View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1440795164.854827.jpg

For consideration.

b-boy · Aug 28, 2015

That's what I'm talking about.

Of course, you realize you've just opened us up to all sorts of 'Fat Murican' jokes, right.

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible · Aug 28, 2015

Qhrumphf said:
I'll just leave this here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2VPBF6Kp4

A couple of times in one year in DC? I'll take that chance.....Great video though!

SnakeRidge · Aug 28, 2015

b-boy said:
Actually, Eagles don't have balls. They have internal testicles.

I think we need to rethink our national symbol. As a 'Murican', I want a national symbol with some BALLS. Maybe we could attach some of those redneck truck balls you see hanging off of trailer hitches.

Sure, but they figured out how to put balls on an F150 so I think the greatest country on the GD earth can come up with something. Fascist.

Edit: sorry, I got so irate reading the first part of your post, that I didn't read the second part. Now I've calmed down and read your complete post, I see that we're on the same page after all.

Qhrumphf · Aug 28, 2015

SnakeRidge said:
Sure, but they figured out how to put balls on an F150 so I think the greatest country on the GD earth can come up with something. Fascist.

Edit: sorry, I got so irate reading the first part of your post, that I didn't read the second part. Now I've calmed down and read your complete post, I see that we're on the same page after all.

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible · Aug 28, 2015

Qhrumphf said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yYVumR5nPs

You is quite the guy for posting videos!!!

And by the way, well done for having an avatar that says "Come on You Saints!!" :mug:

BTW, Poch is an arsehole.

Zuljin · Aug 28, 2015

b-boy said:
Actually, Eagles don't have balls. They have internal testicles.

I think we need to rethink our national symbol. As a 'Murican', I want a national symbol with some BALLS. Maybe we could attach some of those redneck truck balls you see hanging off of trailer hitches.

Those things are so stupid. What they say is, look at me, I'm riding a giant penis.

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible · Aug 28, 2015

Zuljin said:
look at me, I'm riding a giant penis.

Darn attention seeker!!!

OleBrewing · Aug 28, 2015

Done it before by accident, it was a false alarm and apparently could of let the gas go standing up.

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible · Aug 28, 2015

OleBrewing said:
Done it before by accident, it was a false alarm and apparently could of let the gas go standing up.

As you get older you learn to trust farts less. Sitting down covers every possibility.

Jwin · Aug 29, 2015

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:
As you get older you learn to trust farts less. Sitting down covers every possibility.

They teach you that in boyscouts. Always be prepared.

So now we have boyscouts, trucknutz, pig nuts, sharting, and Peter griffin all on the same page.
Edit : damn, landed on page 47

Jwin · Aug 29, 2015

cannman · Aug 29, 2015

This happens to me after a romp with SWMBO...

sudbuddy · Aug 29, 2015

b-boy said:
Actually, Eagles don't have balls. They have internal testicles.

I think we need to rethink our national symbol. As a 'Murican', I want a national symbol with some BALLS. Maybe we could attach some of those redneck truck balls you see hanging off of trailer hitches.

Blasphemy!! You are hereby banished: CANADIAN!!

sudbuddy · Aug 29, 2015

also, this exists

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INW-k-Qza4E[/ame]

My main man, Dick Cheese everyone

Michigan_Wolfman · Aug 29, 2015

chisena said:
Didn't Elvis die on the toilet?

Yes, he did. It gives a whole new meaning to the expression "The Dump Of Death."

cannman · Aug 29, 2015

Michigan_Wolfman said:
Yes, he did. It gives a whole new meaning to the expression "The Dump Of Death."

I'm fairly confident that the chances of me dying on the crapper are pretty high... Move over Elvis...

cannman · Aug 29, 2015

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BrewinBromanite · Aug 29, 2015

cannman said:
This happens to me after a romp with SWMBO...

I prefer to pee outdoors after a romp with SWMBO for this very reason. Too much to clean up plus too much splash back on bare legs... See, no need to sit, just pee outside. Problem solved.

SnakeRidge · Aug 30, 2015

Zuljin said:
Those things are so stupid. What they say is, look at me, I'm riding a giant penis.

I always think the proportions are wrong. So, your truck is a 12 ft long penis with golf ball size nuts? Way to go Captain Marbles.

BadLiver · Aug 30, 2015

Call me old fashioned but I like the "targeting" aspect of standing up.

harleybug88 · Aug 30, 2015

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=RfL8-AgWBf0[/ame]

Men can sit to pee, but now thanks to new technology, women now can stand up to pee. :ban:

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible · Aug 30, 2015

BadLiver said:
Call me old fashioned but I like the "targeting" aspect of standing up.

I'll give you that one. Good point.

See what I did there? Good point?

(If I don't laugh at that myself, then it won't get a laugh at all.)

paulthenurse · Aug 30, 2015

Second best part of living in snow country is writing your name in the snow when you take a squirt in the winter.

Best part is when your name is written in some pretty ladies handwriting.

edues · Aug 30, 2015

To be honest. Never really thought about sitting to pee sine I was 4.

paulthenurse · Sep 4, 2015

More angst from the Throne Room. My sister just blew a gasket over her son doing this...

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Jwin · Sep 4, 2015

paulthenurse said:
More angst from the Throne Room. My sister just blew a gasket over her son doing this...

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Oh no he didn't!

sudbuddy · Sep 6, 2015

my ex gf used to do that all the time. drove me nuts

cannman · Sep 9, 2015

Guess what I just did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edues · Sep 9, 2015

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