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I've got this friend. And he's an ok sheet. But hes always trying to be funny. Like he goes on forums and makes up fake ID's and pretends to be a lonely bisexual away from home looking to make friends. Or when you text him and ask him a serious question, like "Where did you get your hot dog steamer," instead of just saying "Target, $225.00 on sale." He says some thing like "Up your ass,".

Like that's supposed to be funny. Any of you guys have a friend line that? What a *********.
 
paulthenurse said:
I've got this friend. And he's an ok sheet. But hes always trying to be funny. Like he goes on forums and makes up fake ID's and pretends to be a lonely bisexual away from home looking to make friends. Or when you text him and ask him a serious question, like "Where did you get your hot dog steamer," instead of just saying "Target, $225.00 on sale." He says some thing like "Up your ass,".

Like that's supposed to be funny. Any of you guys have a friend line that? What a *********.
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He probably banned you from text messages.
 
Cape just stayed off-line for a little while to see if people would talk about him being banned. Just another move to nurture his massive ego.
 
(Eyeroll)

Solid detective work. I was off the site for a total of ten hours, while I was sleeping and/or having breakfast.... but you cracked the code to my diabolical scheme.
 
Hey n00b can you give me the password to the boneyard?

Actually I vote as a non member to delete all that info. My only "likes given" is the info I found using my superior search skills on EAC.
 
Wheeeeee! The Sox are totally kicking Tiger butt tonight, 13-4 after 6 innings.
Five homers, including a grand slam by Middlebrooks, and Big Papi smashed a double for his 2000 hit.

Lovin' this. Barely remember last season...

Cheers!
 
Woof! 20-4 final, 8 dingers, and the best record in the AL.
That's a lot of cannon fire right there.
Very entertaining night for the home fans :D

Cheers!

[edit]You just know Lackey is sitting in the locker room shaking his head ;)
 
So we picked up Chickenhawkbrewer when he popped in here during the B's playoff run, attempting to agravate us but instead fell in love with us and stuck around. I fully expect some other unemployed pedophile, living in his mothers basement, and wearing a Don Drysdale jersey will stop by during the MLB playoffs and stay.


Christ I hope I'm wrong. That's the LAST thing we need. A f'ing Californian. ****.
 
Do houses in California even have basements? I think he'd be living in his mothers pool cabana. With sat TV. and maid service.

Hell, maybe I'll get a Don Drysdale Jersey and move to CA. What's his mother's name? She's probably a smoking hot MILF.............
 
I just forwarded your post to Pat. Her reply was exactly what I expected...
"Thanks for showing me Dave's post. I'd luge to talk longer but I'm in the middle of packing his **** up. I'll call you and Al next week and the three of us can go out to celebrate."
 
Cape Brewing said:
If PAUL is wrecking someone's life... they must not have had much going on to start with. It's PAUL.

You've met the man right??
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Unfortunately I have. Wish I could go back 3 years and not have gone to the witches brew that day.
 
Melana said:
didn't you get a time out?
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Not yet... I dropped Tx a note with a sincere apology. I honestly had no idea that was even a bad thing nevermind a ban-for-life deal. Once I found out it was a big deal I tried to delete the account, couldn't, and then sent the apology.

So... I dunno... it might happen, might not. I'm hoping he takes pity on me given how good looking I am.
 
Cape Brewing said:
Not yet... I dropped Tx a note with a sincere apology. I honestly had no idea that was even a bad thing nevermind a ban-for-life deal. Once I found out it was a big deal I tried to delete the account, couldn't, and then sent the apology.

So... I dunno... it might happen, might not. I'm hoping he takes pity on me given how good looking I am.
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So, what's plan 'B'?

Just kidding.
 
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