Swmbo

I was wondering if there was a male equivilant for SWMBO, because there are a lot of female brewers out there, then I realized there IS a term: I think it's "*******" or possibly "Idiot"!:rockin: Am I right, ladies?


My wife says "yes"!

Need a decision folks. Are there enough ladies here to invoke the rules of "what's swmbo mean?" threads.
Please say yes.

At least until the light needs changing, or the cars makes a new "noise", or the cat barfs on the carpet (again) then it's a different attitude.

The term is HWMBO and it means

Horny Woman/Muff/Boob Obsessor

Hastily Wasted Maples Bring Obstinance

Hot Wings Must Burn Orifices

Heavy Weights Might Bust Obliques

Halt, Wankers! March Brashly Onward!

He Wants My Big Orbs

jmulligan said:

He Want My Big Orbs

Click to expand...

We have a winner.:rockin:

jmulligan said:

He Wants My Big Orbs

Click to expand...

Another version would be....WAWYBO

We All Want Your Big Orbs!!!

Revvy said:

Another version would be....WAWYBO

We All Want Your Big Orbs!!!

Click to expand...

Sweet! And isn't it awfully handy that the Y can sub for Yooper too?

What does SWMBO stand for, anyhow?

Pelikan said:

What does SWMBO stand for, anyhow?

Click to expand...

Yay, somebody else wants to play.

Swampy Warblers Marry Bloody Ogres

Slathering Wargs Maul Boorish Orcs.

Tolkien for the win!

Sexy Wenches Might Be Ogled.

(screw Tolkien)

Sindarin Warriors Might Be Out

Hurin Was Mighty But Old

Seriously, Why Must Bitches Ovulate?

Huor Won Many Battles of Old

Hamling Will Man Beor's Own

Something We Maintain Beyond Order

However, We Might Be Occupied

Hurtful Wizards May Burn Osgiliath

Is this the same Donkey Sniffer who busted out "Suck My A5s" a while ago?

somebody give me a dictionary.

Hurling Widgets Might Blind Odin.

Haggard Woses Move Beneath Overgrowth

Great, a SWMBO thread with a theme.

OK I am done... for now... Tolkien makes me giddy

Hrothgar Wants Mead, Beowulf Observed.

And a quiz for the gentlemen:

He Who's Mother Beowulf Obliterated

Boerderij_Kabouter said:

And a quiz for the gentlemen:

He Who's Mother Beowulf Obliterated

Click to expand...

Grendel, of course.

Boerderij_Kabouter said:

And a quiz for the gentlemen:

He Who's Mother Beowulf Obliterated

Click to expand...

Grendel.
Nice tie-in. Don't know my Tolkien, but I sure know my Beowulf.

Tie goes to the old guy (that'd be me).

I suppose

His Worldy Mantel Beowulf Obfuscated

would have also worked

shecky said:

Tie goes to the old guy (that'd be me).

Click to expand...

Gotta make ya feel important now and again. It's the little things.

flyangler18 said:

Gotta make ya feel important now and again. It's the little things.

Click to expand...

Shucks, thanks.

(damn whippersnappers)

Sage Were Mandos' Binding Oratories

That's it, I have to go home before I can no longer get into my driveway

shecky said:

Grendel.
Nice tie-in. Don't know my Tolkien, but I sure know my Beowulf.

Click to expand...

Make sure you roll the "r" when you say that.

Slothful Warthogs Marry Bodacious Ogres

Hogwarts Wizards Masterfully Blacken Ogres

Squishing Worms Makes Billy Overjoyed.

Snot-nosed Whelps May Bellow Obnoxiously.

She Who's Mammaries Bring Oblivion.