How many homebrewers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Welcome to the exciting and mysterious world of changing a bulb. Many before have tried to change a light bulb without the manual and have been burned or have died. But no deaths have been in vain, that is now for sale the manual to change a light bulb. If you read nothing else this has been running to buy the book, it's such an idiot as supposed and need this guide. Tell yourself: "I do not want more dark." Armes value and if it does not drink much alcohol and get up to the eyebrows
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Although it may seem easy, it is not: an operator is required, five soldiers from the Air Force and three Army soldiers, the navy

* A spare bulb
* Another bulb replacement, for when the first one breaks
* A helmet
* An anti-bullet vest
* A bucket of water
* night vision goggles
* One spoon
* A ghost whisperer
* a suit made of glowsticks
* A very very metal ladder (optional)
* A cyanide pill: if you do not succeed, be an hero
* The Qur'an
* The Dictionary for when you cant find your words
* 2 lbs. of Gas
* A stick of DYNAMITE
* a blood alcohol level of above 0.39 or more
* 1 match
* 1 container work
* 1 power hammer
* A stick
* 2 Small oranges
* A teaspoon of plutonium
* An electric mixer
* The concept of time in a jar (optional)
* you nuts in a sling
* A 356 page manual, "How to change light bulbs for dummies"
* A good attitude!
* and Chuck Norris, just because he has to be there

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* Step 1: Creating a Muslim extremist religious sect: You need to study the Koran.

For something that always goes well, first you have to do many tests and many will be a failure. Therefore you must create a cult and brainwash a few mullaidines and change the bulb in place. You should see the mistakes and learn from them. 'd Be dead bodies in the container of the work, basting 'gasoline' and the burner get rid of those pesky corpses that will hinder him if accumulated in the corridor. When you get one, delete thehammerpylon 'to take the credit you.

* Step 2: You've seen how they do that has seen him make one of his mullaidines, now is your turn, but still does not dare. Take some 2,000 people and turn the home holds the bulb while you firm up the staircase.

But there is a hit. When you reach this point, it will be at night and no one will see or **** to a meter. It's time to use the night vision goggles. Neighbors complain of noise that makes turning home and threatening him with death, but did not desist in its goal of changing the bloody bulb, for that is the bulletproof vest for a possible assault of a neighbor. His head was uncovered ... well get the Bell.

* Step 3: Fix the foundation of your home, as they are both seriously damaged in turn. Take a bit of water to the foundations and merge with the earth around and stick make a homogeneous mass, and wait to harden the mixture in order to inhabit your home. If you wonder who the hell was to spoon as it is to get the goals by here.

Edit Other methods sectionEdit Other methods
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Not only is there a way to change a light bulb without being injured or die in the attempt. Below we list the different ways you can take to change a light bulb:

1-Virtual reality: A bald man will choose the blue pill or red. With this method you do not burn or killed, but not actually change the lightbulb and spend days or months before the bald and his henchmen that you you have to convince Matrix is not a real.

2 - method Bruce Lee: "Do not set a way to change the bulb adáptala and build your own way to change the bulb, as I know the bulb. Empty your mind is amorphous, moldable, such as the bulb. If you put the bulb in a cup it becomes the cup. If you put the bulb in a bottle it becomes the bottle. If you put in a teapot it becomes the teapot. The bulb can flow or it can crash. Bulb Be my friend. "

3 -train some cats: Make a casting triumph or Operation X Factor to select the cats more prepared to learn the noble art of changing light bulbs to hold the sacred art of the ladder and the other five ancestral art of looking like they do. This method is somewhat desperate and somewhat absurd, really.

4 -Two blonds method: Collect two blonds and a ladder. instruct one to climb the ladder and hold the light and the other to spin the ladder counterclockwise.

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BendBrewer said:

Well the real answer is one but other have had luck using 2, 3 or maybe even 4.

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Brewpastor said:

Homebrewers don't mess with lite.

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Brewpastor said:

Homebrewers don't mess with lite beer.

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JoeBronco said:

Brewpastor said:

Homebrewers don't mess with lite beer.

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Fixed

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jmferris said:

Just one. Hold on to the light bulb and drink until the room spins.

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bengerman said:

no, it's two.
one holds the lightbulb and the other drinks until the room spins.
relativity, man.

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edgeofblade said:

I searched and did not find a good answer for this question. How would you answer it?

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VatorMan said:

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

5 to post photos of lightbulbs that they have changed.

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

2 who will take the photo and photoshop it with different lamp shades so you can see the differences ?

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Revvy said:

Your seach fu clearly sucked, How Many HBT Forum Members Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?

Been there, done that.

(and no, the other thing wasn't me.)

The rest is epic....

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