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Your avatar can pinch my avatar....
Ok, now we're talking...
Your avatar can pinch my avatar....
Actually neighbor and I did it and are giving kegs to neighbors. we are the nice neighbors. I can't make friends so I buy them off.paulthenurse said:Good grief! Even at the rate you put it away its going to take a LONG time to drink 45 gallons of Blueberry Balls Beer.
According to Alice you have blue balls. And since you aren't using them, I figured you would onto miss them.paulthenurse said:How many pounds of blueberries go into 45 gallons of beer anyways? And where do you get fresh blueberries in November?
yeager1977 said:Actually neighbor and I did it and are giving kegs to neighbors. we are the nice neighbors. I can't make friends so I buy them off.
That's it! We are moving to your neighborhood
paulthenurse said:Before you know it the entire cast of the MassHole thread will live in Norton. With the exception of me and AZ. I'm not moving there because I refuse to have sex with sheep. AZ won't because the sheep all signed a petition to keep him out.
I'm all about the Twerky!the_bird said:Dakota doesn't care for the sheep, but keep him away from the holiday turkey.
Dont forget about THC. Im sure anyone moving into the neighborhood should be told about that thing.
Cape, Yeager, Thunder Chicken, Melana and the Twerk from Dakota all in one town?
Obama to the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff... "How long until that B52 arrives over that God forsaken blight on civilization?"
"It will be there in four minutes, Mr President."
" And you're sure they can take out every last man, woman and sheep living there?"
"100% sure, Mr President."
"And you're sure that you won't overshoot and hit Stoughton by mistake?"
"Yes Mr President, but as a precaution I've had PTN escorted to your personal bunker in DC for his safety."
"Oh that's a great idea! I hope he brought more of that Utopia clone. That is the best beer I've ever had."
"We asked him to Mr President, but he said no."
"Damn! Maybe next time... Ok, lets get this over with! Bombs away!"
AZ_IPA said:So Obama has to one up Cape on best way to fry a pig? Nuclear fission is unfair...
Dont forget about THC. Im sure anyone moving into the neighborhood should be told about that thing.
I'm all about the Twerky!
TheDudeLebowski said:Hmmmm. Sitting in CBC having a Charles River Porter. Im suspecting a cease and desist order to someone in this thread very soon.
paulthenurse said:I think Yoop pops in here from time to time, looks around, shakes her head in disbelief and decides to just leave us the hell alone, afraid we might infect the rest of the board with our Masshole-ocity if we emmigrate beyond the boundaries of this thread.
But just in case... No more sheep talk. Yeager, Cape, Flatualent, we all know what you do, we just shouldn't talk about it anymore.
Hmmmm. Sitting in CBC having a Charles River Porter. Im suspecting a cease and desist order to someone in this thread very soon.
bluemoose said:In most states it is illegal. In Mass it is the state pastime.
Taxpayers buggering politicians? Never heard that happening. Now politicians screwing taxpayers in the bum, everyday of the week and twice on Sundays.
Edit: Reading is fundamental. And a city in MA. Oops...
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