I turned 51 a few months back. I've noticed that some things have changed since I hit the big 50.
The friggin AARP will not leave me alone about a stupid membership (includes a free tote bag). Everything on my body hurts. I think I'm getting crankier, and I suddenly want kids to get off my lawn.
Today I got a letter informing me that I won a contest. Guess what I won? A free cemetary plot valued at $1250. I just need to call the number on the letter to qualify. Seriously?! I used to fake-win good stuff like cruises, fur coats, vacations to Europe, and new cars. Now I'm fake-winning cemetary plots? Getting old sucks.
The friggin AARP will not leave me alone about a stupid membership (includes a free tote bag). Everything on my body hurts. I think I'm getting crankier, and I suddenly want kids to get off my lawn.
Today I got a letter informing me that I won a contest. Guess what I won? A free cemetary plot valued at $1250. I just need to call the number on the letter to qualify. Seriously?! I used to fake-win good stuff like cruises, fur coats, vacations to Europe, and new cars. Now I'm fake-winning cemetary plots? Getting old sucks.