I have two; you can have one, John.
Ya see Homer, it's like this:
Z,
who you cannot possibly comprehend until you meet her, likes to trash talk me, non-stop. She taunts me and says that those guys in chat and in the forums just want to come and butt**** me, and refers to you guys as 'online predators'. So Erik, my good friend, decided to start calling our Brewday get-togethers the 'MI Predators', to pile on the **** that Z started.
Then lehr started getting uppity and wanted to bring a numbers ticket tape to the brewday. Then YOU wanted to cornhole, and albeit too late, I recognized that the concept was not being comprehended.
That is where my other friend, jspence1, who is AGAIN unable to attend, tried in vain to enlighten you, and this whole thing has gone rather icky ever since.
Should you still want to come and drink beers and/or brew with our sick little group of
Active Michigan Brewers, you can taste and take some of the rauchbier kit that you sent me, and this can all be forgotten once we tear into the IPA's and such.
But dude, get a new church.