Well Cheeto, SWMBO and I did a little shopping today. Keep on the lookout for a package.
I'm dying to post a pic here.....but I want it to be a surprise when I send it to you.
I'll tell you what I was going to send but did not due to APO restrictions, and/or bulky packaging:
Porn......sorry dude.
Pork......I was going to send you a butt load of Vienna Sausages and some Kielbasa, but apparently it offends the locals.
Beef Jerky.....The air filled package just takes up too much space in that box. I'm trying to get the most schwag into that box as I can. Plus, I have a military friend who said when he was in Afghanistan last year, they had more jerky than they could eat. Is this true? If I can MacGuyver the contents in a way that there is any room left, I'll fill the voids with beef Jerky....how's that?
Pirated DVD's I was going to send you Iron Man, The Hulk, and a couple of other new releases. But then I read that it was a No-No on copyrighted materials.
Beer another No-No. (I don't know what's worse....No Playboy, or no Beer?)
Coffee I simply forgot, and now there is absolutely no room for coffee. I'm stuffing 10lbs of **** into a 5lb bag, as the saying goes.
Tobacco Products I don't know if you smoke/chew or not. From what I hear a can of Copenhagen is a valuable bartering token.
I don't know what it's like at the APO/FPO's, but I read that all packages are inspected. I hope people don't rifle through your **** and take what they want. I'm going to give you an inventory in the box so you'll know if you got everything.
Take care, Cheeto.