The name has three influences. It's mostly named after my dad's boat (hence the ship). It's also a subtle reference to my pet name for my girlfriend - I told her I would name my first successful brew after her. And yes, it's also a reference to Tardigrades, which are absolutely the craziest and most awesome creatures I know of.
The text sizes were really just a result of fitting them next to the bear without stretching them. I could change the sizing if I moved the bear over, though.
I also like the suggestions to lighten it up and maybe reduce the texture a bit. I think my initial thoughts that it looked to "dirty" were worth acting on.
Thanks guys.