Guinness Joke

Someone just sent this to me in an email. It made me lol so i figured others who appreciate beer will also enjoy:


An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together. They each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they are about to enjoy their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets stuck in the frothy head.

The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.

The Scotsman fishes the fly out and continues drinking as if nothing happened.

The Irishman also picks the fly out of his drink, but then holds it out over the beer and yells, "Spit it out! Spit it out, you little son of a *****!"

Nice!!!

Awesome... I'll tell that one a couple times...

"Mcpherson, seen urinating on Mctavishes grave was asked why would do so......"

"Well, you see,......", said Mcpherson, "I was to pour a bottle of single malt over his grave, but he didn't say that I couldn't pass it through me bladder first!"

Reasonable joke, but it ignores the Scottish stereotype of being frugal. I was going to say something funny to "Improve" the joke at this point, but then I got distracted when I noticed that Unionrdr lives near Trader Joe's .

I really must try harder in future posts.

laughing_gnome_invisible said:

reasonable joke, but it ignores the scottish stereotype of being frugal. I was going to say something funny to "improve" the joke at this point, but then i got distracted when i noticed that unionrdr lives near trader joe's .

I really must try harder in future posts.

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frugal!?!?!?!? He recycles the freaking whiskey!

cheezydemon3 said:

frugal!?!?!?!? He recycles the freaking whiskey!

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i think he ment the first joke. both good jokes by the way

Oh, lol.