kids and knutz

ok to get this going years ago my son was swinging his arms like kids do and he connected with the family jewels and dropped me he was three at the time. Tonight the wife was reminding me of that night and laughing at my expense. So the son and I are goofing off and he connects you guessed it right, a toy gun right in the same spot and crushing one into the pelvic bone. He is now 11 and a in pain retaliation nick to his shoulder the wife gets p/o'd. a few hours later I am still in pain and the kid is asleep in his bed, yet I will still be the bad guy ;

Yeah, the best interactions I have with my 18 year old are when one of us walks by and randomly hits the other.