You guys make me literally "LOL".
But apparently you missed the burned boobies episode of "why I'm dumb" -brewing by Yooper. I have a scar on my left boob.
Did you know that even with a t-shirt on, lifting up a lid with a sparge arm shooting 180 degree water at your chest that you will get burned?!?!
Good thing I wasn't brewcasting that day, as off came my shirt as I used the sprayer on the sink to spray cold water on my chest. It's a small scar, but it blistered and stuff when it happened.
I'm no expert, but I appreciate all the kind words. I've brewed with Xiang, Homercidal, Lschiavo (quite a few times), Zamial, Conpewter, HenryHill, Pappers (sorta), Reedwalker, FSR402, HotbreakHotel, and several other forum members and it's always a blast.
I pretty much stand around and talk and drink beer, though. I don't really do anything else when other people are around.