By the book
The average German...
· Has sex 117 times a year
· Wakes up at 6.23am
· Travels 24.5 miles a day
· Works 30.3 hours a week (41.4 hours in 1960)
· Drives a six-year-old silver metallic Volkswagen Golf which is washed nine times a year
· Walks towards the right when entering a shop
· Considers price to be more important than quality when shopping
· Has 971 sq ft of living space (a family of 2.2 people) which costs €408 a month in rent
· Dreams of stripping the woodchip wallpaper and laying down cherry or walnut parquet
· Takes 15 minutes to fall asleep
· Earns € 3,702 a month
Come on you have to be getting it more than twice a week.117 times a year with her? More than 2 times a week? Why am I suddenly wishing I were German?
Come on you have to be getting it more than twice a week.
Least your in the finals!I haven't gotten any in this century!
117 times a year with her? More than 2 times a week? Why am I suddenly wishing I were German?
The 0.25 times is probably just a ZJ.
The 0.25 times is probably just a ZJ.
I'm sooo there...
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Everybody saw 2.25 times per week and nobody(but me) saw
Considers price to be more important than quality when shopping
Give them 20 years and Bud light will be the best selling beer in Ger (I can't finish the )
117 times a year with her? More than 2 times a week? Why am I suddenly wishing I were German?
Come on you have to be getting it more than twice a week.
I have a pregnant wife, I'd be luck to get it twice a week... altho in a few more months she's going to be too pregnant to sex it up...
Work 30 hours a week?! Are ya kidding me? I'd die for a 30 hour week. I do a month of their work in less than 2 weeks. Sex every 2-3 days would be icing on the cake.
Give them 20 years and Bud light will be the best selling beer in Ger (I can't finish the )
I have a pregnant wife, I'd be luck to get it twice a week... altho in a few more months she's going to be too pregnant to sex it up...
I have a pregnant wife, I'd be luck to get it twice a week... altho in a few more months she's going to be too pregnant to sex it up...
Get out the Crisco and the latex gloves, it's time to get freaky!
Everybody saw 2.25 times per week and nobody(but me) saw
Considers price to be more important than quality when shopping
Give them 20 years and Bud light will be the best selling beer in Ger (I can't finish the )
I saw that as well. Seemed very un-German to me. I wonder when they'll get their first Walmarx.
How far along is she? The second trimester - at least for some women - brings with it an absolutely PHENEOMENAL collection of hormones. Get out the Crisco and the latex gloves, it's time to get freaky!
Man, lived there 6 years and never saw her!!!
Man, lived there 6 years and never saw her!!!
Man, lived there 6 years and never saw her!!!
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