The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

Don't you have a boat to fix?

paulthenurse said:

Grasshopper been spending too much time waxing off.


(Apologies to both David Caradine and Ralph Macchio)

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This reminds me of a time when I was about 5 or younger, and my horrible parents had me seated in the middle of the living room playing with some toys or whatever while they watched some kind of NSFW movie, I assume it fell into the "late night comedy" category.

Anyway, one of the "characters" said something like, "Oh, Darren? Yeah, he's always wacking off."

I could feel my parents' eyes on the back of my head as they tried to gauge whether their awful parenting would scar me for life.

They were pretty amused when I turned around and said, "Wax on....Wax off."
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The reason I showed up in the thread is I'm moving to Boston toward the end of the summer and thought I'd introduce myself. How obnoxious do I have to be to participate in this thread? Do you let just anybody in?

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There's a Yeager joke in there somewhere, but I can't put my finger on it.

Actually, that kind of sounds like Mrs. Yeager, eh?

Cape Brewing said:

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Thanks for answering my last question. :cross:

the_bird said:

He lives in friggin' Arizona. I'm surprised he caught anything besides grasshoppers.

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That was in Utah. PKU.

Holy crap.... For almost zero seconds there someone cared.

homebrewhaha said:

Thanks for answering my last question. :cross:

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Yeah... You need to pick up the pace a bit. As a New Yorker you should expect an especially difficult initiation period. That said, the benefits of membership are pretty nice. We are actually a fairly tight knit group since our outward *****bagness gives us a common thread to hold onto and we have own little corner here.

It's the classic low-IQ pack mentality here... we torture each other but if anyone one of us needed something for real... That sht would happen (see some old Babalu threads and follow ups). And, if some "outsider", starts some crap... Hell hath no fury like a pack a massholes.... Except Yeager. People can fck with him all they want. And comcastwinerookie... Outsiders can just fckin TAKE him.

We tolerate Az but even that is fckin wearing thin at the moment.

So... Welcome. Sit back and enjoy the horrible abuse.

Ps. Did I mention I started a brewery?

Only about 45,000 times.

You should think about starting your own thread under the guise of 'I'm just telling people that starting a brewery isn't all peaches and cream' while in reality you sit there Revvy-like and bask in the glow of adoration from hundreds of n00bs who don't know what a tool you really are.

Cape Brewing said:

We tolerate Az but even that is fckin wearing thin at the moment.

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It's not my fault your debate skills suck as much as (if not more than) blueberry beer.

Are we really letting a New Yorker in here?


Oh well, he can't be any worse than Rookie.

Cape, since you welcomed him, which is practically the same as inviting him, you're responsible for making sure he doesn't steal the silver wear or schtupp the dog.

AZ_IPA said:

It's not my fault your debate skills suck as much as (if not more than) blueberry beer.

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Two points for the oblique Yeager slam.

Sweet.

paulthenurse said:

Are we really letting a New Yorker in here?


Oh well, he can't be any worse than Rookie.

Cape, since you welcomed him, which is practically the same as inviting him, you're responsible for making sure he doesn't steal the silver wear or schtupp the dog.

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Whoa... I never claimed he wouldn't be a pooch banger.

Couldn't be worse than that sheep fcker in Nashua.

bluemoose said:

Couldn't be worse than that sheep fcker in Nashua.

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Solid point. Solid point. BUT... We let The Bird hang out and he's obviously out in sheep-porkin country so... There seems to be a bit of tolerace for that sorta thing.

Just don't drink the Bog Water when you get here (if you can find it). Word on the street is it makes grow tits.

^ you

Cape Brewing said:

There seems to be a bit of tolerace for that sorta thing.

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Duh... This is Massachusetts. Sheep bangers are not only tolerated, they are a welcomed with open arms. Before long we'll be sending one to Congress.

What am I saying???????

Before too long our elected sheep bangers in Congress will come out of the closet, we'll applaud their courage and re-elect them for five more terms.

Wait a minute. ... I thought if a candidate a cool jacket we elected him....if only Henry Winkler would run.....heeeeyyyyyy

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AZ_IPA said:

It's not my fault your debate skills suck as much as (if not more than) blueberry beer.

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Or star san beer

Nobody wad talking about you. Stop being so sensitive. Go change a diaper or something.

isn't that your job? Changing diapers of 80yr old incontinent men??? Wait.... Youre right Mason just took a big ****.... :-(

A sign that Poseidon might love me after all.

Do I even need to say it?????? Really???? A rainbow???? You are posting that here!?!?!?!

Not just a rainbow. A double rainbow. And if you look close you can see the unicorn behind Lobster.Saw.Us. That's how f'ing pissah I am.

I'm way too cool to hang around with you bunch of losers.

Ok it's happened. Ptn has finally lost it. We all knew it would happen. Who had the over under?

Don't be jealous of my wicked pissah double rainbow over my wicked pissah boat and my wicked pissah unicorn. If you stop your whining I might let you come over someday and you can stand in the driveway and look at them. But no touching.

Not jealous. I get to use my boat shortly. on a lake in Nh. Without you.

Lake in NH = Lame.

No double rainbows = Lame.

No unicorn = Lame.

No me on your lame ass itty bitty boat on the lame ass itty bitty lake in lame ass NH = Wicked Pissah!

Meh. It's been done to death...


Cheers!

paulthenurse said:

Not just a rainbow. A double rainbow. And if you look close you can see the unicorn behind Lobster.Saw.Us. That's how f'ing pissah I am.

I'm way too cool to hang around with you bunch of losers.

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Nah, that looks like a big f'ing tree, but if you see unicorn thats ur warped sense of reality

I think the leprechauns came out of the rainbow and smashed up LobsterSauce's steering mechanism. You get your boat fixed yet, Paulie?

paulthenurse said:

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A sign that Poseidon might love me after all.

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Nice sideways pic n00b. And is that really your boat? It doesn't look like it would fit in my bathtub. And even then I think it would sink. No wonder the lobsters saw you. Your boat is eye level from the bottom of the lake.

It's not that the boat is small - it's just that in comparison to Paulie, everything else in the universe looks minuscule.

HawksBrewer said:

Nice sideways pic n00b. And is that really your boat? It doesn't look like it would fit in my bathtub. And even then I think it would sink. No wonder the lobsters saw you. Your boat is eye level from the bottom of the lake.

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How bout them Blackhawks huh?

Cape Brewing said:

How bout them Blackhawks huh?

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Ha! Bruins made the Hawks look like the Rockford Ice Hogs last night. Hawks got outplayed in every aspect of the game. Except one. The guy that sang the national anthem... what is his problem? Is he French?

Cape Brewing said:

So... Welcome. Sit back and enjoy the horrible abuse.

Ps. Did I mention I started a brewery?

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Cool story bro?

Am I doing it right?

Cape Brewing, is that the full name? When did you start?

paulthenurse said:

Are we really letting a New Yorker in here?


Oh well, he can't be any worse than Rookie.

Cape, since you welcomed him, which is practically the same as inviting him, you're responsible for making sure he doesn't steal the silver wear or schtupp the dog.

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Stop talking about me like I'm not here! Also I can probably be worse than anyone.

Picture of Lobstahsawus bow down? I have a feeling we'll be seeing a different version of that very soon on the news.

To me it looks like god is pissing on your boat.

homebrewhaha said:

Also I can probably be worse than anyone.

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Homebrewhaha meet Cape. Cape meet homebrewhaha. This should keep him busy for a couple of years.

HawksBrewer said:

Ha! Bruins made the Hawks look like the Rockford Ice Hogs last night. Hawks got outplayed in every aspect of the game. Except one. The guy that sang the national anthem... what is his problem? Is he French?

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I think rene rancourt should just jump off the tobin and do all of us a favor