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Orpheus

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We all have our kinks, but this is... well...

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So, you're saying that you didn't like my ad? :D

Sounds like a desperate attempt to get some sex without having to talk to a girl. Well, I'm assuming it was a girl he was looking for- did he even say?
 
Honestly aftere living in the Pacific Northwest for several years.....its weird but not surprising.
Me and a few friends used to have a contest to see who could come up with the weirdest craigslist ads. As the only one in the NW I used to win every week.
 
Damonic said:
I'm gonna guess more like 35, living with his parents, and extremely unattractive.
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I would think more like 45, and looking for 14 year old boys.
I did see one post on craglist that got me laughing around a year ago, I think it was titled "Wanted - Your toys". It was all about people to went into massive debt buying house, cars, etc they really could not afford, but if they could buy it on credit it must be OK right?
His point was to contact him when you needed to dump the stuff before it was re-possessed or foreclosed on.
 
Betcha the guy runs a fetish website somewhere and there's a camera in the room. I'm still absolutely astonished at the things people will pay to look at on the Internet.
 
Fingers said:
Betcha the guy runs a fetish website somewhere and there's a camera in the room. I'm still absolutely astonished at the things people will pay to look at on the Internet.
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Midget porn to banjo music?
 
Saw a cameltoe site once. No sex or nudity, just cameltoes. You pay for a monthly subscription. What can they possibly show you that would keep your attention past month #1?

That's not rhetorical, 98EXL, what do they show you? :D
 
Fingers said:
Saw a cameltoe site once. No sex or nudity, just cameltoes. You pay for a monthly subscription. What can they possibly show you that would keep your attention past month #1?

That's not rhetorical, 98EXL, what do they show you? :D
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it's a running joke my buddy and I have...sounds funnier after a couple of brews
 
Fingers said:
Saw a cameltoe site once. No sex or nudity, just cameltoes. You pay for a monthly subscription. What can they possibly show you that would keep your attention past month #1?

That's not rhetorical, 98EXL, what do they show you? :D
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Forget camel toe, I'm sure there's a few moose knuckle websites out there, too. They'd have to pay ME to look at moose knuckle pictures!:drunk:
 
Orpheus said:
Forget camel toe, I'm sure there's a few moose knuckle websites out there, too. They'd have to pay ME to look at moose knuckle pictures!:drunk:
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I would take cash for looking at moose knuckle pictures
 

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