My mother dropped me,
She was a tree? -----------------------------------she was a Bird
They cut out my heart,
that's the white part. _______________ hollowed the quill
They gave me a drink,
I'm filled with milky ink. -------------------------- just ink
Then I began to speak, ---------------------------- speak - written words
empty halves of coconut make sounds bleak.
This one is not meant for the kids
Dan, make the girls shut their lids
Maybe not a riddle but more of a joke
I heard this today from a funny bloke
How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
jgln said:Maybe a particular kind of turtle?
bottlebomber said:U don't know what you're talking about...
LabRatBrewer said:I've only been gone a short time
but that rebus is sentimental
or maybe Im wrong with this rhyme
and have gone completely mental
LabRatBrewer said:missing you
is what I was alluding to
and emjay seems to have it too
Disclaimer: I love my wife. She is the mother of my child and I clearly need some water and to be a better father. Wait that rhymes.
another joke
from that funny bloke
how do you make a gynecologist reminisce?
(a play on words you wont miss)
Dan said:Wow! Your prose has taken me aback
*mootDan said:I hope your point is not mute
*tootDan said:It did however, make my a$$ tute..
*astute!Dan said:Just goes to show you your point is astuit
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means!
*moot
*toot
*astute!
4 Smiths, 1 dog, 2cats on the track
Don’t you dare say that this rap is wack
All raps use words that are so cliché
As does this rap, so touchee!
Sally now has all of these braces
She’s funny and makes so many faces.
Dad be rapping as an old man,
Soon you’ll be watching us on demand
Sally likes making all of these beats,
Doing something outside da cleats.
Jasmin is livin it up Hawaii,
Seeing her in Stanford is quite unlikely
Jill is off to law school
With her, you don’t want to duel.
Grace is in Missouri
For her we really worry
Duke and Carla are in town,
So we’ll be partying at sundown.
Duke is a marine,
Pretty much a machine!
Carla is allergic to so much stuff,
Our dog Prancer says its kind of tuff… ruff..ruff ruff!
He’s a dog with a Napoleon complex,
Don’t let him run through your duplex.
Taurus and Mule our two crazy cats
They quickly show their act is fact.
And they have such strong personalities
It’s almost like a brutality.
Don’t take this out of context
This family is so crazy,
And our past kinda hazy.
They say you only live once,
Make it longer, don’t pull any stunts.
LabRatBrewer said:A woman had two sons, born on the same hour, of the same day, of the same year. But they were not twins. How is this so? I'd like to know.
A woman had two sons, born on the same hour, of the same day, of the same year. But they were not twins. How is this so? I'd like to know.
Short was my life, and brilliant my career;
Behead me, I in lovely green appear;
Behead again, I once was made to save
My chosen inmates from a watery grave.
Short was my life, and brilliant my career = SPARK
Behead me, I in lovely green appear SPARK
Behead again, I once was made to save
My chosen inmates from a watery grave. = SPARK
Holy sh*t could this be right?
I've racked my brain for days and nights.
If this is correct, my hats off to you
Brilliant deduction and rhyming riddle too!
But tell me how Sherlock Homes fits in???
Please, Please before I lose my skin.
I believe this one was a difficult tease
but when the answer's revealed, I'm sure it will please
I'll offer this clue to see IT in your eye
and on a certain summer night ITs is in the sky
I have no idea.... I didn't see that clue. This one helped me:
I'll offer this clue to see IT in your eye - I thought that was "twinkle"
and on a certain summer night ITs is in the sky - At first I thought stars.... but then I read A CERTAIN.... which I took to mean SINGLE night... so I thought what happens in the sky on one night during the summer? 4th of July... Fireworks
So I was left with Twinkle, Fireworks..... a twinkling firework is a sparkler.... from there it was a hop, skip and jump to narrow it down.
I would never have come to the answer I did without the clue.....
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