Bitchy Bitchy.

Stars Without Makeup

Id still throw it to Cameron Diaz, if she gained some weight. Then again, I would kick her out of bed for eating crackers either.

Grandma always told me a barn looks better painted......

I have to be honest, I have always seen girls in bars or on college campuses that are way hotter than celebrities. Just walk around FSU or UT for a day and you will agree. The Publix (grocery store) in Tallahassee was one of the top places in the country to pick up smoking hot women. I would spend an hour in there and come out with nothing but butter or a six pack.

Even better than that is 6th Street in Austin, TX. AHHHHHH, I miss it so. Go Horns!!

We vacationed in a suburb of Toronto a few summers ago. We went for a tour of the city, and I have never ever been to a city where so many of the women walking the streets were just simply goddesses!

Canada must have tons of hot chicks. I was in Halifax once and you could not go 15 seconds with out seeing a hot chick.

Make-up for movie-making is quite an art. i think, so what's on screen is somewhat different from reality... (for some reason that makes me think of "The Story of O" -- was it ever released on these puritan shores..?).

Television brings any old minor skin flaw right in your face, so to speak.
I went to a small-venue concert once, and later saw the television footage, and could not believe the imperfections showing up on the folks on stage. One guess is the tremendous amount of lighting required.

It's a bit like studio recording compared to Live. I'd sound good in a studio.

Always remember when on blind dates to carry a squirt gun and squirt her in the face. If it falls off, go home

I don't get it. Michael Jackson looks the same with and without make-up.