Old Worthog
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I finally took the time to go through all of the statements and the blizzard of paperwork my broker sends me on a daily basis and after I finally got it all organized I decided I needed a beer. An ice cold Schlitz was waiting for me in the beer fridge of holding downstairs and it REALLY hit the spot.
After I started really looking at this stuff, and really knocking back a few more brews I noticed most of the graphs looked pretty flat. I have made a few bucks but...I just wonder how well the learned brokers would be if I got really stewed and called up saying:
"All this graph s**t on my statement looks flat. They need to go up. Not go down or flat...more up...This expert financial opinion is brought to you by Schlitz!":cross:
I thought it was funny...when I was plastered.
After I started really looking at this stuff, and really knocking back a few more brews I noticed most of the graphs looked pretty flat. I have made a few bucks but...I just wonder how well the learned brokers would be if I got really stewed and called up saying:
"All this graph s**t on my statement looks flat. They need to go up. Not go down or flat...more up...This expert financial opinion is brought to you by Schlitz!":cross:
I thought it was funny...when I was plastered.