Danny013
Well-Known Member
So I'm in the kitchen today, workin' on cleaning the dishes like a good little man-slave, when SWMBO comes storming in the house waving the electric/utility bill around. Arrapently, it is $211 for our little 2/1 townhouse with the air set on 80 (GOOD GOD, is it hot all month! And I don't even save any furkin money!). But hey, wtf.
Anyway, so shes pissed, had a bad day at work, and of course, decides to take it out on me. She starts rampaging around the house, screaming about this and that, electric bill is expensive, blah, blah, blah. I'm more than a little annoyed. She starts saying to me, "You need to stop wasting so much electricity; you need to shut the lights off and open the windows when you do things!" So I says to her, "You need to shut your mouth and open your ******!".
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She was not at all pleased by this remark. Stormed off to the nether. But hey, I thought it was funny, and now i are druck. And the coolest thing was, I said it without skipping a beat or cracking a smile. Bah.
Note: I am not a woman-hater, nor a chauvinist (sp?). I just felt that maybe, someone here is druck with me and would enjoy a fine story such as this.
Now. To the couch. CheerS!
Anyway, so shes pissed, had a bad day at work, and of course, decides to take it out on me. She starts rampaging around the house, screaming about this and that, electric bill is expensive, blah, blah, blah. I'm more than a little annoyed. She starts saying to me, "You need to stop wasting so much electricity; you need to shut the lights off and open the windows when you do things!" So I says to her, "You need to shut your mouth and open your ******!".
...
She was not at all pleased by this remark. Stormed off to the nether. But hey, I thought it was funny, and now i are druck. And the coolest thing was, I said it without skipping a beat or cracking a smile. Bah.
Note: I am not a woman-hater, nor a chauvinist (sp?). I just felt that maybe, someone here is druck with me and would enjoy a fine story such as this.
Now. To the couch. CheerS!