Great Quotes?

Hey guys
I'm doing an English project where I need to gather some great inspirational quotes. Especially about looking up, breathing, or being strong. I know a lot of musical theater has some really great quotes, so does anyone have any favorites they would like to share?
Thanks!

"heres to swimming with bow legged women!" -Quint, from Jaws

Here's one of our favorites here on HBT: RDWHAHB (Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew).

"I never look up. The last time I tried it an apple hit me in the face" ~ Isaac Newton

"It is always darkest just before it goes totally black."

"Get the hell off my lawn!!!"
Pappers

Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana........Daylight come and me wan' go home

Harry belafonte

A better source would be http://www.brainyquote.com/. I'm a bit of a quote junky so I go there pretty regularly. Marcus Aurelius has a lot of great quotes and everyone always quotes Ralph Waldo Emerson for just about everything.

Skins_Brew said:

"heres to swimming with bow legged women!" -Quint, from Jaws

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"We're going to need a bigger boat." Chief Brody

Yippe Ki Yay mutha F*****

dataz722 said:

Yippe Ki Yay mutha F*****

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- Lt. John McClain

"Sh!tter was full"

Cousin Eddie

Five days a week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

"I knew I was in the company of a great and noble intellect from the moment she let me grab her ass" ~ Me


"The last time I used that as a signature in a forum, it got me an infraction" ~ Me again

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

-Robert A Heinlein

"What are ya, some kind of half-ass astronaut? "-Quint from Jaws.

From another thread in General Chit Chat

babalu87 said:

**** my dad guy says hi

http://twitter.com/****mydadsays

Nice filter, we are all over 21 right???????????????

Replace the **** with the word you say if you step in ****

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These are the cleanest ones, not necessarily the best...but it is the only thing good I've ever seen come from twitter.

"Son, no one gives a sh*t about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."

"You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."

"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."

"I wouldn't worry about money...No, it has a lot to do with happiness, I just meant YOU shouldn't worry, cause you'd just piss it away."

"I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."

"What am I holding in my hand? I'll give you a clue, it's my penis" ~ Quint from Jaws Does Dallas

"Ha Ha"

Nelson

WTF???? - The Geek Squad

"I'd buy that for a dollar" - some guy on Robocop

"I only drink on two occasions - When I am thirsty and when I'm not thirsty."
- Brendan Behan

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:

"What am I holding in my hand? I'll give you a clue, it's my penis" ~ Quint from Jaws Does Dallas

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Lol

10 char.....

"don't quote me boy, 'cus i ain't said schitt" -eazy e

In the imortal words of Socrates who said " I drank what?"



SD

"Time is the essence of virtue."

~ Anon.

"Shouldn't you be drinking beer about now?"

-Lady Fingers

"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?

"I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one."

Stephen: If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen?
Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty?
Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God

Braveheart FTW!

DAMMIT!!! I didn't say any of those things...Ben Franklin

I did not have sexual relation with that woman, Ms. lewinsky. But I am wearing her underpants.

- "Bill Clinton, SNL"

If you gave me a nickel for every woman I've had sex with.......... I would have the price down to $4.90 a time.

The other night I gave a midget prostitute $20.00 to go up on me...Rodney Dangerfield :rockin:

If your mom was a man, she'd be your dad.

“when you are hallucinating the person that is asking you if you want more drugs, it’s safe to say that you have probably taken enough
already.”
-unknown englishman after eatting too many mushrooms in Amsterdam

"Wait. What?"-all four teenagers living in my house, full or part time, on a regular basis.

BBQ worth eatin' is worth wearin'.

lovejenete said:

Hey guys
I'm doing an English project where I need to gather some great inspirational quotes. Especially about looking up, breathing, or being strong. I know a lot of musical theater has some really great quotes, so does anyone have any favorites they would like to share?
Thanks!

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“It is the unconquerable soul of man, not the nature of the weapon he uses, that insures victory.” - Gen. George S. Patton

During the Battle of the Bulge, upon being asked to surrender:
"To the German Commander: NUTS! The American Commander." - Gen. Anthony McCauliffe, Bastogne, Belgium Dec. 22nd, 1944

"These are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives everything its value." - Thomas Payne, The American Crisis