RRRRrrrrrrr. Tis A fine day...

To be talkin' like a pirate!

All you lily livered land lubbin' pajama wearin' ninjas beware.

RRRRrrrrrr.


and ye flower sniffin' gnomes too!


Rrrrrrrrr.

Consider the cutlass thrown down!

Got a little captain in ya? I know it's Friday, but it's not even 8am yet!

Arrrrrr, ye needs to look at this website:

Today's The Day

Arrrrrr, shiver me timbers!

Top Ten Pick Up Lines for Today:

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Oh ok I see what's going on now, carry on...

Arrrgg!

What port shall ye be raiding???

Today, a pirate I must be..... arg

Arrgh mateys, me timber was shivered by a lively wench last night, and me mast is still standing proudly...


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From a Monty Python skit, George Harrison sings... [ame="www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSIjlUMV6Is"]The Pirate Song[/ame]

Arrrrrrr. Twas a fine day for plunderin' and I've just returned to port with a fine stash o' booty. I shall enjoy many a fine pint o' grog this evenin'!

Aye, time for a drink ye scallywags. Cheers to ye!