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Dating a HOT embalmer.......
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cheezydemon3
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OK with a little heat, likes stella lol.
I got her to try a pumpkin beer and SA nutbrown Hazelnut and she loved them, so there is hope! Also she dug my spicy jambalaya, so there is hope there.
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ok ok i'll settle for a dead body, wearing a bikini holding a bud light lime
So we are already past the mortician part and back to the age old bikini, hot peppers and beer test?
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Ok, but first I'll need a pic of your butterpants, worn by a corpse, sipping a miller ultra.
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It's interesting because I briefly dated an E.R. doctor a couple of years ago. My main thing (and probably because I'm a homebrewer...) was: "Please get out of those scrubs before I see you and take a shower". She saw a fair amount of gross stuff on a regular basis.
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VApatriot
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Well one thing's for sure, she's got great job security. Does that pay well? I mean it must right?
CreamyGoodness
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Jokingly call her "Waldo Butters". If she knows the reference, marry her.
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cheezydemon3
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Not paying too well. She is getting another certification to make more.
VApatriot
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Are you kidding me? Doesn't pay well? Let me think about this, dealing with corpses all day could involve a lot of really disgusting things, and you want me to do that for low pay? She's a better person than me, I couldn't do that job.
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It would be creepier, if she was one of those people who clean homes where dead bodies have been rotting for a while.
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I'm glad there are people like this to do this work. That said, a little too creepy for me, but I have death issues.
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I wouldn't be able to do it. Maybe that is why it's a turn on.
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i could prolly pull that off.....
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I think dating an embalmer would be better than lots of other professions. It's not like she can bring her work home with her
Just draw the line if she says you move to much during intercourse
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cheezydemon3
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Lol. Not a problem so far....
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O-fest beers are usually good ones to break in the beer novices.
Only time you should ever have worries is IF she ever suggests a threesome with someone she works with.
But it's okay if the corpse is female, right?
That'll give him something to think about when the lights are out.
Just draw the line if she says you move to much during intercourse
Ha! Or her bed has drain holes.
And, uh, what kind of beers are those exactly?
Ha! Or her bed has drain holes.
Damn, beer all over the keyboard and a little out my nose
Damn, beer all over the keyboard and a little out my nose
CreamyGoodness
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POLKA WILL NEVER DIE! Damn Straight.
Goofynewfie
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Was she married before, and if she was, what happened to her husband? Be very careful if shes widowed.
I think that's hot... Well done, cheezy.
In all honesty though, someone has to do these jobs.. I scoop up blood and guts for a living... and I do scream at medical shows and horror movies, etc., for getting things wrong... lol
In all honesty though, someone has to do these jobs.. I scoop up blood and guts for a living... and I do scream at medical shows and horror movies, etc., for getting things wrong... lol
mikescooling
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I think that's a cool job that I could do with no issues, but I bet it gets tough when they find a body after it's been sitting in a 100*F house for 3 weeks and the maggots are in full force. I bet you can't even touch anything without it coming off, pull on a hand "off it come's" move a leg "off it goes" She may have an index finger in her purse that she doesn't know about.
Actually, that would be my job.. Lol
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CreamyGoodness
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So long as there was no voodoo doll I think her story checks out.
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She is a widow. Husband died in a car crash. Seems legit to me
Did she just do a brake job on his car?? If so.... RUT RO
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cheezydemon3
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Me either.
I text her "When wil I see your sweet sexyness tonight?"
She texts me back "3 bodies and then I'm done! Can't wait to see you!"
I am at once horrified and aroused.....
I text her "When wil I see your sweet sexyness tonight?"
She texts me back "3 bodies and then I'm done! Can't wait to see you!"
I am at once horrified and aroused.....
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Sorry, CD, but the couple of times I've looked at this thread I keep hearing Alice Cooper singing about "Cold Ethyl".
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cheezydemon3
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I don't blame you, but I stay intrigued.
:OT: seen the Hogfather?
Dark, irreverent, bizzarro, (but fairly clean) look at death, christmas and HOGS.
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Ot: I have not seen Hogfather but a quick Google check tells me it is a novel in Terry Pratchett's Discworld.
I like dark, irreverent and bizarro, even wierd and strange. I mean how many other people remeber Alice Cooper songs; Sick Things, Welcome to my Nightmare, Black Widow (with the opening by Vincent Price), etc.
I have read some of the earlier Discworld stories, perhaps it is time to pick them back up again, or at least take a look at the movie.
I like dark, irreverent and bizarro, even wierd and strange. I mean how many other people remeber Alice Cooper songs; Sick Things, Welcome to my Nightmare, Black Widow (with the opening by Vincent Price), etc.
I have read some of the earlier Discworld stories, perhaps it is time to pick them back up again, or at least take a look at the movie.
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cheezydemon3
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Your "santa of the dark side" made me think "profane santa".
Profane doesn't describe the hogfather, but many christians and uptights were probably offended by a santa evolved from wild pigs, even though there is little foul language or violence.
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The name is loosely connected with my Grandchildren calling me Santa and my Wife's fascination with Darth Vader/the Dark Side of the Force. So, Santa of the Dark Side.
Not very profane but I have been known to cuss like a sailor when the need arises.
Not very profane but I have been known to cuss like a sailor when the need arises.
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You are a sailor, shouldn't you cuss like one?
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