I just clenched my buttocks

And my back cracked in like 6 places. Awesome. :rockin:

and that's not weird....

at all....

CreamyGoodness said:

And my back cracked in like 6 places. Awesome. :rockin:

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I just clenched my buttocks... I pooped a little.

Another gem in the making Creamy!!!

A few more posts and I may get up the courage to clench mine!

You should be more careful picking up the soap.

Sure that wasn't the popping of dried dingleberries in your assbeard?

I do not have an ass beard! I have an ass stache! Want an ass stache ride?

CreamyGoodness said:

And my back cracked in like 6 places. Awesome. :rockin:

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Try the dog and cat yoga stretches. And bend at your waist to put your palms on the floor. Bending over with your arms crossed and folded also feels nice.

Is it bad that I just tried cracking my back that way? Damnit Creamy, why do I keep clicking on your threads? There's a certain magnetism to it.

bbl_brewer said:

you should be more careful picking up the soap.

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rofl

Zuljin said:

Try the dog and cat yoga stretches. And bend at your waist to put your palms on the floor. Bending over with your arms crossed and folded also feels nice.

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If he could do all of that it is highly unlikely that a keegel would crack is back.

Just happened again. Its really wonderful. You could hear it across the department.

But have you ever sneezed and thrown out your back? That one is tough to explain to people near you.

dataz722 said:

But have you ever sneezed and thrown out your back? That one is tough to explain to people near you.

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Sadly I have, more than once. Then you are walking like you have a load in your pants.

Sneezing while your back is already out is agony.

cheezydemon3 said:

Sneezing while your back is already out is agony.

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This is true. Or a cracked rib. That is about enough to make a grown man cry.

cheezydemon3 said:

Sneezing while your back is already out is agony.

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Ha! I just did that minutes ago. Pretty sure it made my back issue significantly worse.

Creamy, I know what you are talking about. If I plant my feet and try to slide them outwards while seated I can sometimes get a low back pop that I can't release any other way.

I'm learning all sorts of tricks. Some of my back cracking tricks now crack my heels or my knee. The butt-clench-back-pop was a total accident, though.

Last time I clenched my butt I was on a snow machine doing warp 9 out of control headed for a tree.......2 years ago that happened and every now and then I still get a little bit snow machine seat released out of my butt.

Thanks Creamy. This made me try too... and the gerbil squeaked. Now everyone knows...

If I unclench my buttocks I may soil myself.

VegasJ said:

Thanks Creamy. This made me try too... and the gerbil squeaked. Now everyone knows...

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Sweet jeebus it's a good thing I live alone, or I'd have just woken up everyone in the house laughing.

dkwolf said:

Sweet jeebus it's a good thing I live alone, or I'd have just woken up everyone in the house laughing.

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I aim to make people laugh.

This was the ONLY HBT thread title to make me laugh just looking at the title....lol...WTF??????