timcadieux
Well-Known Member
When your wife has a yeast infection and you tell her she should have used starsan
Hilarious!
When your wife has a yeast infection and you tell her she should have used starsan
When every bar you walk in to you think "this place would make a nice microbrewery".
When you walk away from HBT on your computer and instantly pull out your phone to keep reading.
Schol-R-LEA said:When you go to a swinger's party with a cooler of homebrew, and you pay more attention to the beer than to the naked people.
To be fair, I actually am working at those parties, and the beer is for when I'm taking my breaks. Don't ask.
russrob81 said:Uh...mmm...Eeehh...uuhh..ok I'll leave it at that
When you go to a swinger's party with a cooler of homebrew, and you pay more attention to the beer than to the naked people.
To be fair, I actually am working at those parties, and the beer is for when I'm taking my breaks. Don't ask.
Schol-R-LEA said:Truth? Ah, what the fug*, why not, I can't embarass myself any more than I have already...
My father runs an online 'adult toy store' (presently offline for complicated reasons), and twice a month I help him set up his wares in one of the rooms at these hotel parties he goes to. Needless to say, I don't actually get paid for this 14+ hours of work, but seeing how I am currently unemployed and living under his roof (nominally to take care of him, but he hardly needs it), and I get into the parties for free, I can hardly complain (too much). While the parties are... lively, it gets old fast when you are spending most of them in one room, waiting for customers to come by, especially after spending 9 hours setting the place up. I while away the time drinking beer and soliciting taste tests from the partygoers, at least when I'm not trying to sell them stuff.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled thread, already in progress...
*With thanks to Norman Mailer's editors.
I called my wife "beer" instead of "dear" this morning.
When you start complaining about getting "too much head"
Or worse....not enough
When you order a Stone IPA at a restaurant, and your 6-year-old son says, "IPA's. Those have a lot of hops, huh Dad?"
For the curious.When you read Matthew 6:25-34, and you realize RDWHAHB is practically Biblical.
Matthew 6:25-34 said:25 “Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? 26 Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? 27 Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life[a]?
28 “And why do you worry about clothes? See how the flowers of the field grow. They do not labor or spin. 29 Yet I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these. 30 If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not much more clothe you—you of little faith? 31 So do not worry, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’ 32 For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. 33 But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. 34 Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.
tripplehazzard said:Your wife divorces your cuz she walks in on you sticking it to your carboy.
Your wife divorces your cuz she walks in on you sticking it to your carboy.
Your wife divorces your cuz she walks in on you sticking it to your carboy.
Your wife divorces your cuz she walks in on you sticking it to your carboy.
Thought about it but I didn't want to stir up the yeast cake.
mjdonnelly68 said:Thought about it but I didn't want to stir up the yeast cake.
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