Teh temptayshun of Jebus Christz
1 So Jebus taiked hisself 2 teh desert to hang with teh Basement Cat, so Basement Cat cud tri to pwn him2 N he et no cheezburgrz or cookies, even, fr 40 dayz n nites, srsly!3 Den Basement Cat wuz der and sed “O hai if ur teh Ceiling Cat’s bebbeh, makes cheezburgrz outta da rocks kthx.”
4 t Jebus sed “Cheezburgrz am not da best, Ceiling Cat’s wurdz am best,” even tho he rly laikd cheezburgrz, laik, srsly.
5 Basement Cat wuz nt pwned, an tuk Jebus 2 teh tmple ruf.6 sed, “if ur teh Ceiling Cat’s bebbeh, jump off and birdcats will cach u n make u all cumfy n stuff, kthx.”
7 Jebus sed it wuz not cool 2 try 2 pwn Ceiling Cat.
8 Basement Cat tuk Jebus in ur mountain, sittin on ur summit, n showed Jebus all teh orsumness of teh wrld, srsly.9 N sed, “All da base r belong 2 u if u am mai BFF, kthx.”
10 But Jebus sed, “STFU Basement Cat, R U DUM? Ceiling Cat am mai BFF cuz he am teh 1337!”
11 Den Basement Cat wuz pwnd, n birdcats cam frm Ceiling Cat an gave Jebus all teh cheezburgrz an cookiez an brushded his fir.