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  1. maxamuus

    Weird profiling....

    I was looking on Overstock.com for a new desk. I go into the sale section and its filled with breathalyzers and breast pumps? Do they think i am a drunk prego chick?
  2. maxamuus

    Near death experience.....

    So i am moving so no home-brew or pipeline. Wanted a cold beer and on a whim i grabbed some PBR to remind me of my high school days. As i leave the C store i notice a Taco Bell across the parking lot. Well sticking with the whole high school theme i thought oh yeah lets load up on some bell...
  3. maxamuus

    Homebrew + Chili = Death of loved ones.

    For the love of God, what is it that makes homebrew and chili conspire to kill me and everyone within 3 city blocks when these substances meet? I mean you know its bad when you would gladly pay 2 bits to get into a truck stop in Calcutta in August for some fresh air to escape the evilness...
  4. maxamuus

    Yep, we are all going to die. Drink em while you got em.

    New bird flu. http://news.airwise.com/story/view/1365202253.html
  5. maxamuus

    Is "borrowing" wireless wrong?

    12 hours and Comcast internet is STILL DOWN. (Smurf you Comcrap!) So borrowing a little 'net from the neighbors. Hey if you dont lock it its fair game isnt it?
  6. maxamuus

    Suicide is an ugly, cowardly thing to do.

    Just been a $hitty weekend. My cousin decided to take the cowards way out and hung herself in the basement with nylon cord on Sunday. You know we all go thru $hitty times, and its probably crossed all of our minds at one point in time. Man i can just tell you this is the ultimate smurf you...
  7. maxamuus

    Cable boxes from Hell...

    Comcast called me about a month ago and asked if i wanted to try some new faster Internet for like 5 buck a month. I said sure. Week later a cable tv box shows up. Being a nice guy i drove down to the office, waited in line, explained i never ordered cable tv i have dish. Guy says the phone...
  8. maxamuus

    Santa is a old fat drunken bastard!

    Imagine the horror to have the elavator door open and see jolly old St Nick "playing" with his junk.
  9. maxamuus

    Winter Celebration.

    My company has gone so politically correct its not even a "Holiday party" anymore its now a "Winter Celebration." Makes me want to scream MERRY F-ING CHRISTMAS at the boss.
  10. maxamuus

    Too cute...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PN-MjUC4f9k Show that puddle who is boss.
  11. maxamuus

    Almost killed myself doing laundry....

    Now i remember from ages ago not to mix Ammonia with something so i have never have any of that in the house. I have been working NONSTOP in Chicago for the last 3 months and one of my cats decided to show me who is boss on pee'd on my comforter. Tried not to be pissed as i have been gone...
  12. maxamuus

    Pardon me... can you spare a dollar?

    Pretty amazing to see it visually. http://demonocracy.info/infographics/usa/us_debt/us_debt.html
  13. maxamuus

    Parenting FTW.

    Now these are some smart parents lol
  14. maxamuus

    Craig's first All grain batch on Youtube.

    Not sure how many of you follow him, but i enjoy his videos. I know they are a bit too basic for some of you, but i think he accomplishes what he sets out to do. To show the average guy thinking of brewing it can be done fairly cheap and easily. I always tell folks interested in brewing, that...
  15. maxamuus

    Geese as a "guard dog" ?

    We have been toying with the idea of building a chicken coup and having some hens for eggs. The neighbor up the street tried it, but something killed the hens. Curious if any of you have geese as pets? Heard they make great "guard dogs" and will protect their territory. We have talked about a...
  16. maxamuus

    Raw Milk vs. Mass produced Grocery store milk.

    Curious what you folks think? We bought some raw milk for the first time today after reading up and it sounds like its much better for you, your digestive system etc. Yet the FDA and milk pushers say its russian roulette to the point we had to sign a waiver to even buy the stuff saying if it...
  17. maxamuus

    Are women from a differnt planet ??

    Day off and a few brews so pardon me if i rant..... :drunk: Yesterday it was 98 degrees! Hot as hell in my book so i turned on the AC to 68. She said she was cold and turned it off. I was hot and turned it back on and she said "Its a nice day go work in the yard" and turned it off. I turned it...
  18. maxamuus

    Bad a$$ floor.

    Thought this was very cool. Id actually like a floor like this.
  19. maxamuus

    When you are too "cool" for your own good...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1pgm8I0B8bY lol
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