Twas the night before the royal castration
the royal left ball was seperated from the royal right ball
Balls cried the queen, if I had two, I'd be king
The king laughed, not because he had to, but because he had two.
then in strolled Danial
Where's the f***in princess?
to which the king replied..in bed with diptheria
to which Danial replied.is that greek basta*d back in town?
For his insolance, Danial was thrown into the lions den
and out came a mangy lion covered in flies and hair
Danial picked him up by the left nut and threw him against the wall.
OOOh said the lion, that smarts. No said Danial, that's nuts.
For his bravery Danial was told to come forth.
slipping on a pile of **** he came fifth.
**** cried the king and there was a great movement over the land.