I must imbibe 3 beers prior to beginning my brew day. After the 3rd beer I take a shower and rinse off with another beer. Now my aura is aligned with the creation of the brew.
I put on my Dark Brown robe and tie it with a rope. Line up all the ingredients and prep the equipment. Queue the musicians and dancing wenches and we are ready to begin!
As the music and chanting force me into a zen like trance I am unsure what happens next, all I know is that the wort has begun to boil. I then drop my first hops into the wort moving my hand in a "pentagram" motion.
We then break fast with a snack of dried nuts, fruits and smoked meats. With the thirst demon now circling about we add in or 2nd batch of hops, fire up the musicians for one last dance then add the final addition of hops.
We then force the thirst demon into our coil of cold water, It's anger helps aid in the chilling of the wort. Once the demon has been fully disoriented we force it into an effigy made of old hops vines and barley stalks. We place the effigy on the "burning stone" and transfer the wort into its "primary creation chamber" and add the yeast and place the airlock.
Next we all hold hands and chant for about 10 minutes while the "seer" calls to the spirits to be absorbed into the wort.
We then all grab a brew from a brew days past and light the effigy. We enjoy our brews and exchange stories.
When the fire of the effigy dies we then clean up all of our equipment and supplies so that to the untrained eye we would appear to have never been there.