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  1. sudsmonkey

    Favorite lyric from a song.

    Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste..... -Stones
  2. sudsmonkey

    Show us your SWMBO...

    Good God, but homebrewers really seem to marry up!! :)
  3. sudsmonkey

    Swords

    Don't buy anything from Cold Steel. Well, you can, but it will be a facsimile of a real sword at best. An honest to goodness real live sword will cost you. You can have them made to order or buy one somebody built on speculation. The price will be high, but remember that the smith will...
  4. sudsmonkey

    Mindless blather before I get hitched

    Jim Carey. I hate him. He does the same character over and over. Steve Carelle is a close second. Hate the entire cast from Jersey Shore. Brett Michaels. That hateful couple from What Not To Wear. Guy Fietti!!!! He looks like an idiots with his sunglasses on the back of his head, bleached...
  5. sudsmonkey

    First time alcohol made you throw up

    I was 14 or so. Every year, my dad would have a pig picking for my Mom's birthday. Family would come from all over. Some of my older cousins had let me share their beer. Many beers and several pounds of pork into the day, I had to ride somewhere with my Dad. Long story short, I threw up in...
  6. sudsmonkey

    Stratification of wort in the fermenter

    Had one do that several years ago. I was reading here to find out why. Still no idea. It turned out great, though. Don't worry about it and enjoy your beer.
  7. sudsmonkey

    best metal band of all time (metallica not allowed)

    No, you candya$$es, it's Motorhead! Lemmy is god. Followed closely by Judas priest, Iron Maiden, and Black Sabbath. Quit arguing, it's done!:rockin:
  8. sudsmonkey

    French beer is a crapshoot.

    Ahh, France! So many of our servicemen went there to give it back to them. Stll they hate us. My old Granddaddy enjoyed his time there in '18, though. I once had a Fischer beer from France. It was made with a roasted malt and took some getting used to, but after the third one, they went down...
  9. sudsmonkey

    Confession Time - Crap Beer

    In college, we drank Schaeffer. You could get a case for $10. Last time I saw it for sale anywhere, it was still $10.I drink Miller High Life as a staple of life. I'd prefer my own beer, or Newcastle, or Guinness, but my budget doesn't always allow it.I also dig a cold PBR in the bottle.I...
  10. sudsmonkey

    Yes, thank you for shaking my beer

    Wait a minute... Did this happen to you by any chance?It isn't right or cool, but the clerk at the store probably has no concept of bottle conditioned beer. You'd think they'd educate them better.The guy could've just been a bunghole, or it could be a conspiracy hatched between the store owner...
  11. sudsmonkey

    Will a pumpkin explode if...

    I expect it would be rather uneventful. I agree with the soft spot theory. I do know that if you fill one with water, plug the hole, and shoot it with a high-powered rifle, it will vaporize. That sort of thing turns grown men into little boys in a hurry!
  12. sudsmonkey

    What is your favorite site when your bored outta yur fargin' skull?

    I found ZOMBO quite motivational ( anything is possible, you can do anything, etc..), but the spinning flower wouldn't let me do a damn thing! Stupid, stupid dial-up!:mad::mad:
  13. sudsmonkey

    Unsolicited comment

    He! I think that was me! Were you in the Food Lion in Alliance, by any chance? Beer, Pizza, and motorcycle chicks just kinda do it for me. OK, beer and pizza? Oh, hell, just beer! The guy was probably just trying to get close to you for your beer. Don't flatter...
  14. sudsmonkey

    yo!

    What tipped you off, there, Goblinboy?
  15. sudsmonkey

    $9,637,055,335,838.73

    I reckon we'uns is screwed! I heard on public radio a while back that China owned so many govt. bonds that on paper, they own us. We go so far for everyone else. We're the watchdog of the world. We feed the world. We have old people who can't afford medicine. I work every day so that guys my...
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