So I ended up stealing your general idea, but modifiying it slightly. But I picked up some Chinook and changed it up. Went with:
5lbs pale ale
3lbs pilsner
1lb vienna
1lb crystal
2oz Chinook, 60 mins.
1oz Perle, 40 mins.
1oz Citra, 10 mins.
1oz Citra, 5 min.
10 days later, my FG is only at...